By Xeni Jardin at 9:37 pm Mon, Mar 21, 2011
[IMPORTANT UPDATE: this meme is 1) more than a year old, and 2) it is called FUD and 3) duh, it's from 4chan.]
Here is a chart of FUD. Click for the whole thing. There's rather a lot of it. (via Chuck Anderson)
I agree with Jimmy Joe and Lobster: “Nigfop”. What are they even trying to say? “Fingers”???? I have no clue. I will be the first to flat out say That’s Racist.
RACISM?! IN A 4CHAN MEME!?
I, for one, am shocked. Shocked and appalled.
Read them as Swedish Chef.
i read it like those foster’s australian beer commercials.
“bagina. fosters, it’s awstralian fuh beeeah”
This is both awful and awesome. Imma go hav a breeto now.
For me, funny is a function of the unexpected. This was awesome.
Hahaha, love it! <3
‘Asparagus’ is actually ‘asperge’ in Dutch. I’ve always said that it’s a mighty LOL language though.
Sharded barf, yum!
This post reminded me of Richard Feynman:
It was a thing of beauty and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
@Nuciphal: Dutch is like English but with extra vowels! When the Netherlands were a major sea power 400 years ago, they stripped the Balkans clean of vowels. And they still have plenty left.
This sounds like something out of Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
I was a teacher in the primary grades and this was so cute and funny it brought tears to my eyes. I love it!
“Nigfop” sounds like a dangerous word to say.
Oh wait, ernj jews. There we go. That’s appropriate.
I call mashed potatoes mabber daibers and I call hamburgers hengerburrs.
Zmazh Barragazh! Harman hambargarz!
Okay, get ready…
1) Freeze your head
2) Wake up a hundred years from now
3) This is the language
that is all.
“Please touch your …PRODOUGSHE… to purchase… … …Thank you! Please move your …GLRMBRXGLE… to the belt”
Shouldn’t the cheeseburger be asking if it can haz kittycat?
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