Kick-ass ad for a muckraking journo


16 Responses to “Kick-ass ad for a muckraking journo”

  1. Anonymous says:

    My partner is from Florida and says it Sucks the Big One

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m from Florida. The one that’s made up is “an entire town overrun by giant cockroaches”. That implies it’s just ONE town – the truth is that EVERY town/city/suburb/etc. in Florida is overrun by giant cockroaches – but they’re clearly trying to attract out-of-state talent for this job, so they don’t want to scare them off by saying that.

      Florida does indeed suck the big one. It’s where criminal insanity comes from. We export FAR more of that than citrus fruit, but we keep a huge amount of it for in-state use too.

      People trying to get you to move to Florida will tell you things like “Well, the summers are pretty hot, but it’s just great the rest of the year!” – they fail to mention that summer is literally 10 months out of the year. The dry season (there is no winter to speak of) lasts the other two months if you’re lucky. You’re not always lucky. Some years they refer to as “the long, hot winter”.

      I’d leave if I had two dimes to rub together, but I don’t.

  2. Anonymous says:

    The insurgency is alive and well.

  3. Certiorari says:

    I used to live just South of Sarasota in Venice, and I’m not quite sure which one is fake. I know that there is a town called Palmetto which may or may not be overrun by palmetto bugs (American Cockroaches). Sarasota is a great city, despite its advanced age. It’s got the Ca d’Zan and the Ringling Art Museum, amongst other interesting places.

  4. manicbassman says:

    everyone ran off with the FLorida angle, but forgot the real issue here, that of proper investigative journalism… you just don’t get it anymore now that big media has swallowed up all the little networks and just pumps out the line they want you to hear… even down in the boondocks, there’s too many ways a story can get killed with pressure from above onto the owners of a newspaper

  5. zfreeman says:

    No wonder Hunter S. Thompson loved Florida so much. He would have been the first to apply for this one. RIP Hunter.

  6. bh says:

    As an alumnus of the paper from many many years ago, this is startling. Hard to believe they actually did this, but it’s great.

    I should admit that once, when the Sarasota Herald-Tribune created an “I” team, I famously said out loud to some editors: “Oh great, you’ve put the I in the SH-T.” They were not amused.

  7. Richard Kirk says:

    Which one was the made up fact? Easy-peasy, it’s the one in the brackets.

  8. inness says:

    I cannot, !!!CANNOT!!!, believe the honesty of this ad! I am prostrate, hurling hosannah’s at whomever wrote this and again at whomever allowed it to be published and reveal the true, masochistic nature all professional journalists know and love.
    Sure, we get to go backstage, behind the scenes, and anonymously lurk in places the public rarely sees; but like the ‘Bonus Material’ on DVDs, including the Director’s Cuts from your favorite directors, . . . well, there’s a reason the cuts were made, a reason the ‘extras’ were left off, and a reason for the places the public rarely gets to see . . . mostly because they’re boring, time-wasting, and destroy any vestige of an illusion of coherency in the fantasy most people have woven for themselves.
    Super-Ultra-Mega Kudos to the . . . what the hell was the name of that paper again? Damn. See?! And we usually don’t even get overtime!

  9. Anonymous says:

    They are not giant cockroaches. They are Palmetto bugs. At least that is what I tell tourists when a giant, 3 inch roach flies through the air, smacks them in the head and subsequently gets lodged in their hair. Of course that is when they start what I have coined as the Palmetto Bug Dance. It’s kind of like the Humpy Dance only they are trying to remove a 3 inch roach from their hair.

  10. Dan Hoey says:

    Could “an entire town overrun by giant roaches” be made up? I thought every town in Florida was overrun by giant roaches.

  11. Ronald Pottol says:

    This is the town that busted Pee Wee Herman, Two Live Crew, and the state that prosecuted Mike Diana. But perhaps I am dating my self.

  12. wolfiesma says:

    This sounds so much like the premise of a Carl Hiassen novel. There’s the one about the reporter in Florida who travels up and down the state on the heels of a story. He travels to interview the winner of a megamega lottery in some imaginary Florida backwater. The town is famous for a holy oil spill in the road where pilgrims come to kneel before a rainbow-colored visage of Jesus. The town also boasts a religio-turtle sanctuary where the little turtles bear the images of apostles on their little turtle shells. So funny. The reporter gets involved with the lottery winner (of course.) There’s sex, there’s swamps, there’s a a harrowing, cross-state chase. There’s Hooter’s waitresses and violent, bumbling rednecks. Florida gets the screwball comedy treatment, which, given some of the things that actually do go on there, is not that far off the mark. Florida is beautiful, though, at least as far as the flora and fauna and beaches go. And I’d very glad to hear someone is hiring there. They need the jobs, boy howdy.

  13. Dan Hoey says:

    For those unaware of Florida’s reputation,… We have hurricanes, wildfires, tar balls, bedbugs, diseased citrus trees and an entire town overrun by giant roaches (only one of those things is made up).

    Does anyone know which one was made up? Those all look like things Florida has. Could it be that some Panglossian chamber of commerce has gotten the legislature to define “disease” as stuff the citrus trees don’t have?

    • WeightedCompanionCube says:

      I’m going to take an educated guess and say giant roaches, only because New York is the state with a town overrun by giant roaches (and shoe stores overrun by giant rats!)

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