By Cory Doctorow at 5:28 am Fri, Mar 25, 2011
(Image: Phallic Parsnip3311, a Creative Commons Attribution (2.0) image from fireflies604's photostream)
They may have been grown on the same farm as these sexy carrots: http://www.recipecan.com/blog/sexy-carrots/
The similarity might be obvious, bur EROTIC? Please WTF !?
This is gross, that bloated white belly… meaty flabby white…
Realy gross, cant be unseen… dont want this picture…
Thus BoingBoing becomes the Ankh-Morpork Times.
I just read that book a few weeks ago, was the first thing that came to mind :P
You beet me to it…
Just look at this parsnip. Just look at it.
He deserves better than having the grisly crime scene photos published after his rough-sex-play-gone-horribly-wrong death.
A little respect for a fallen legend, please, Cory?
cory, just relax your eyes and stare at it for a while. it’s like that duck-rabbit optical illusion, or one of those magic eye things.
looked at from one point of view it’s a man with malformed erection. from another it’s a woman with improbable sex toy.
both viewpoints are equally valid!
Vulgar and yet, disturbing.
I for one welcome our castrata root vegetable overlords.
also, I think I can see Jesus peeking out from behind the shaft!
a potential ebay gem and fox news cover story!
Nice manscaping job. Still need to trim those last few hairs.
When this entry showed up in my RSS reader, the ad at the end was for a rubber company. SOMEONE owes me a new keyboard.
Looks like Baron Harkonnen’s lower parts.
phallic rutabaga got no balls.
The lower half of the Baron Harkonnen…if the Baron were a half nekkid parsnip?
Maybe it’s the giant ingrown a$s-hair they find erotic? If I find anything similar this garden season BB will be the first to know!
I thought it was the miracle of parsnip birth, but if you guys are all dirty birds…
Eat your vegetables.
Right. I can stop wondering what the Michelin Man looks like under his pants now…. (pass the mind bleach would you.., thanks!)
Sometimes a tuber is just a tuber.
Cory, you see Koch everywhere, but can’t see it here? Jeez.
I think I’ve met his mate- a particularly slutty looking dragon carrot.
And now we get to the root of the problem.
Was Cory sent this item to, um, evaluate and review?
Some people get so darn crotch-ety about their parsnips.
For the Jewish one they parsnip the tip.
Oh, the bounty… the pornycopia!
Three cheers for rude vegetables!
I’d hit that.
Da Roota gotta no baga!
This parsnip has nothing on my MAN…drake
It’s the big fat hoochie mama thighs.
I’m pretty sure.
Tuesday night in Chelsea.
Needs a NSFW warning.
it’s insane, this parsnip’s taint.
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