Porny parsnip


40 Responses to “Porny parsnip”

  1. forgeweld says:

    Sometimes a tuber is just a tuber.

  2. sdaris says:

    Tuesday night in Chelsea.

  3. IWood says:

    Cory, you see Koch everywhere, but can’t see it here? Jeez.

  4. MarkM says:

    Needs a NSFW warning.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I think I’ve met his mate- a particularly slutty looking dragon carrot.

  6. Anonymous says:

    They may have been grown on the same farm as these sexy carrots:

  7. blueelm says:


  8. Anonymous says:

    The similarity might be obvious, bur EROTIC? Please WTF !?

    This is gross, that bloated white belly… meaty flabby white…

    Realy gross, cant be unseen… dont want this picture…

  9. bcsizemo says:


  10. donovanbeeson says:

    Thus BoingBoing becomes the Ankh-Morpork Times.

  11. Carlos says:

    Just look at this parsnip. Just look at it.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Poor Bibendum.

    He deserves better than having the grisly crime scene photos published after his rough-sex-play-gone-horribly-wrong death.

    A little respect for a fallen legend, please, Cory?

  13. magneticwheels says:

    cory, just relax your eyes and stare at it for a while. it’s like that duck-rabbit optical illusion, or one of those magic eye things.

    looked at from one point of view it’s a man with malformed erection. from another it’s a woman with improbable sex toy.

    both viewpoints are equally valid!

  14. benw says:

    Baldrick approves.

  15. irksome says:

    Vulgar and yet, disturbing.

    I for one welcome our castrata root vegetable overlords.

  16. MooseDesign says:

    And now we get to the root of the problem.

  17. captain_cthulhu says:

    also, I think I can see Jesus peeking out from behind the shaft!

    a potential ebay gem and fox news cover story!

  18. chawke says:

    This parsnip has nothing on my MAN…drake

  19. voiceinthedistance says:

    Was Cory sent this item to, um, evaluate and review?

  20. MooseDesign says:

    Some people get so darn crotch-ety about their parsnips.

  21. Cochituate says:

    Nice manscaping job. Still need to trim those last few hairs.

  22. MooseDesign says:

    For the Jewish one they parsnip the tip.

  23. JulieB says:

    When this entry showed up in my RSS reader, the ad at the end was for a rubber company. SOMEONE owes me a new keyboard.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Baron Harkonnen’s lower parts.

  25. Jake0748 says:

    phallic rutabaga got no balls.

  26. Anonymous says:

    I’d hit that.

  27. facetedjewel says:

    The lower half of the Baron Harkonnen…if the Baron were a half nekkid parsnip?

  28. MooseDesign says:

    Distubering post.

  29. MooseDesign says:

    Oh, the bounty… the pornycopia!

  30. DJBudSonic says:

    Maybe it’s the giant ingrown a$s-hair they find erotic? If I find anything similar this garden season BB will be the first to know!

  31. Anonymous says:

    it’s insane, this parsnip’s taint.

  32. pjcamp says:

    It’s the big fat hoochie mama thighs.

    I’m pretty sure.

  33. drewand1200 says:


  34. RedShirt77 says:

    I thought it was the miracle of parsnip birth, but if you guys are all dirty birds…

  35. MooseDesign says:

    Da Roota gotta no baga!

  36. Anonymous says:

    Eat your vegetables.

  37. sickkid1972 says:

    Right. I can stop wondering what the Michelin Man looks like under his pants now…. (pass the mind bleach would you.., thanks!)

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