Comments on: Porny parsnip http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:05:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: lilomar http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066242 lilomar Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066242 You beet me to it... You beet me to it…

]]> By: forgeweld http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066248 forgeweld Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066248 Sometimes a tuber is just a tuber. Sometimes a tuber is just a tuber.

]]> By: sdaris http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1067047 sdaris Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1067047 Tuesday night in Chelsea. Tuesday night in Chelsea.

]]> By: IWood http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066281 IWood Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066281 Cory, you see Koch everywhere, but can't see it here? Jeez. Cory, you see Koch everywhere, but can’t see it here? Jeez.

]]> By: MarkM http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1067054 MarkM Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1067054 Needs a NSFW warning. Needs a NSFW warning.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066292 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066292 I think I've met his mate- a particularly slutty looking dragon carrot. http://www.flickr.com/photos/turbofan/5058736000/ I think I’ve met his mate- a particularly slutty looking dragon carrot.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/turbofan/5058736000/

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066062 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066062 They may have been grown on the same farm as these sexy carrots: http://www.recipecan.com/blog/sexy-carrots/ They may have been grown on the same farm as these sexy carrots: http://www.recipecan.com/blog/sexy-carrots/

]]> By: blueelm http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066063 blueelm Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066063 Woah! Woah!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066064 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066064 The similarity might be obvious, bur EROTIC? Please WTF !? This is gross, that bloated white belly... meaty flabby white... Realy gross, cant be unseen... dont want this picture... The similarity might be obvious, bur EROTIC? Please WTF !?

This is gross, that bloated white belly… meaty flabby white…

Realy gross, cant be unseen… dont want this picture…

]]> By: bcsizemo http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066068 bcsizemo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066068 lulz... lulz…

]]> By: donovanbeeson http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066070 donovanbeeson Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066070 Thus BoingBoing becomes the Ankh-Morpork Times. Thus BoingBoing becomes the Ankh-Morpork Times.

]]> By: Carlos http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066073 Carlos Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066073 Just look at this parsnip. Just look at it. Just look at this parsnip. Just look at it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066076 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066076 Poor Bibendum. He deserves better than having the grisly crime scene photos published after his rough-sex-play-gone-horribly-wrong death. A little respect for a fallen legend, please, Cory? Poor Bibendum.

He deserves better than having the grisly crime scene photos published after his rough-sex-play-gone-horribly-wrong death.

A little respect for a fallen legend, please, Cory?

]]> By: magneticwheels http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066082 magneticwheels Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066082 cory, just relax your eyes and stare at it for a while. it's like that duck-rabbit optical illusion, or one of those magic eye things. looked at from one point of view it's a man with malformed erection. from another it's a woman with improbable sex toy. both viewpoints are equally valid! cory, just relax your eyes and stare at it for a while. it’s like that duck-rabbit optical illusion, or one of those magic eye things.

looked at from one point of view it’s a man with malformed erection. from another it’s a woman with improbable sex toy.

both viewpoints are equally valid!

]]> By: benw http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066086 benw Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066086 Baldrick approves. Baldrick approves.

]]> By: irksome http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066088 irksome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066088 Vulgar and yet, disturbing. I for one welcome our castrata root vegetable overlords. Vulgar and yet, disturbing.

I for one welcome our castrata root vegetable overlords.

]]> By: MooseDesign http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066347 MooseDesign Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066347 And now we get to the root of the problem. And now we get to the root of the problem.

]]> By: captain_cthulhu http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066092 captain_cthulhu Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066092 also, I think I can see Jesus peeking out from behind the shaft! a potential ebay gem and fox news cover story! also, I think I can see Jesus peeking out from behind the shaft!

a potential ebay gem and fox news cover story!

]]> By: chawke http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066860 chawke Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066860 This parsnip has nothing on my MAN...drake This parsnip has nothing on my MAN…drake

]]> By: voiceinthedistance http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066349 voiceinthedistance Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066349 Was Cory sent this item to, um, evaluate and review? Was Cory sent this item to, um, evaluate and review?

]]> By: Talia http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066094 Talia Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066094 I just read that book a few weeks ago, was the first thing that came to mind :P I just read that book a few weeks ago, was the first thing that came to mind :P

]]> By: MooseDesign http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066353 MooseDesign Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066353 Some people get so darn crotch-ety about their parsnips. Some people get so darn crotch-ety about their parsnips.

]]> By: Cochituate http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066102 Cochituate Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066102 Nice manscaping job. Still need to trim those last few hairs. Nice manscaping job. Still need to trim those last few hairs.

]]> By: MooseDesign http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066373 MooseDesign Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066373 For the Jewish one they parsnip the tip. For the Jewish one they parsnip the tip.

]]> By: JulieB http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066127 JulieB Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066127 When this entry showed up in my RSS reader, the ad at the end was for a rubber company. SOMEONE owes me a new keyboard. When this entry showed up in my RSS reader, the ad at the end was for a rubber company. SOMEONE owes me a new keyboard.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066128 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066128 Looks like Baron Harkonnen's lower parts. Looks like Baron Harkonnen’s lower parts.

]]> By: Jake0748 http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066133 Jake0748 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066133 phallic rutabaga got no balls. phallic rutabaga got no balls.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066651 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066651 I'd hit that. I’d hit that.

]]> By: facetedjewel http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066145 facetedjewel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066145 The lower half of the Baron Harkonnen...if the Baron were a half nekkid parsnip? The lower half of the Baron Harkonnen…if the Baron were a half nekkid parsnip?

]]> By: MooseDesign http://boingboing.net/2011/03/25/porny-parsnip.html#comment-1066404 MooseDesign Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1066404 Distubering post. Distubering post.

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