As Jack Chick's jolly devil would say, "Haw Haw Haw!"
UPDATE: CSMcDonald commented: "Unfortunately it looks like Cumming (town in Georgia north of Atlanta) has changed their domain name - cummingfirst.com now goes to a site that is definitely not the church. The church is now at http://www.cfumcga.com/"
Mark Frauenfelder is the founder of Boing Boing and the editor-in-chief of MAKE and Cool Tools. Twitter: @frauenfelder. His new book is Maker Dad: Lunch Box Guitars, Antigravity Jars, and 22 Other Incredibly Cool Father-Daughter DIY Projects