Definition of Hell

Welcome to the definition of hell. [Thanks, Joe Sabia]


  1. Hell, I’ve been hitting reload over and over, sounds quite musical to these drone-friendly ears, especially as loops phase & drop out.

  2. Yes, I suppose this must be why YouTube is so incredibly slow tonight. Everybody is trying to download from 9 links at once.

  3. I just don’t get why anyone would spend time dissing that song. I understand if it’s not your cup of tea. It’s certainly not mine. But why take the time to lampoon it? What is the fascination?

  4. I don’t get it.

    She’s inane, and her daddy paid someone to create it.

    Why has her video become an internet snarkfest?

  5. if you thought that was fun, try particles99(dot)com – you’ll want to download the ‘project’ as it won’t most likely stream well.. 99 vids at once in a gridded playground

  6. Stephen Colbert, appearing on Jimmy Fallon, did a much better version (than the original, not necessarily than this page).

    1. That was wonderful and creepy. I haven’t even bothered to watch the real video yet but I imagine this to be a near-literal interpretation of the feelings that I would have if I did. Thank you.

  7. “Friday” is like a musical version of the Stone Soup story.

    Rebecca shows up one day with a rock in her hand and goes “Hey guys, check out my musical rock!” and starts banging it on the ground. It sounds terrible, but she’s so into her performance that people stop and watch.
    Someone says “I’ll do a dance about the rock” and starts dancing next to her. Someone else says “I can play my banjo to this!” and starts strumming along next to her. A guy shows up with some turntables and remixes the rock banging, while his friend runs a light show. Soon everyone is singing and dancing and making animated gifs while Rebecca keeps banging her rock on the ground.

    The next morning, everyone agrees that the musical rock was the best thing they’ve every heard, and they all thank Rebecca as she walks off to the next village, proudly holding the rock aloft.

  8. Why you dissin’ these immortal lyrics?

    Fun, fun, fun, fun
    Lookin’ forward to the weekend

    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
    Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
    We-we-we so excited
    We so excited
    We gonna have a ball today

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