Comments on: Limerick of Death competition winner http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:36:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: jpeavy1 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1083462 jpeavy1 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1083462 Come on, #123 was the obviously best. -jp Team Coco Come on, #123 was the obviously best.

-jp
Team Coco

]]> By: petertrepan http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1082744 petertrepan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1082744 Hooray! Well, I'm just tickled to death.. Hooray! Well, I’m just tickled to death..

]]> By: Prufrock451 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1082747 Prufrock451 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1082747 congrats! congrats!

]]> By: Boba Fett Diop http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1082772 Boba Fett Diop Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1082772 Congrats to the winner. I wanted to post mine, but the NSA got a hold of it: There once was a girl from [REDACTED] Whose body was was very [REDACTED] She said, "I'd [REDACTED] But would never [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], [REDACTED]!" Congrats to the winner.

I wanted to post mine, but the NSA got a hold of it:

There once was a girl from [REDACTED]
Whose body was was very [REDACTED]
She said, “I’d [REDACTED]
But would never [REDACTED]
[REDACTED] [REDACTED], [REDACTED]!”

]]> By: loz http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1082803 loz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1082803 Too late, I hear of this contest! I wish I had joined in this quest. Well done to the winner, He ain't no beginner... I still think that mine are the best ;) ... He ended up buzzing with flies, Unable to avert his demise. Your ultimate fate, there is no escape, The Death Machine, it never lies. or "Living, it really is grim, Like sinking, unable to swim. I know how I'll die, I just want to cry..." He thought as the train hit him. Too late, I hear of this contest!
I wish I had joined in this quest.
Well done to the winner,
He ain’t no beginner…
I still think that mine are the best ;)

…

He ended up buzzing with flies,
Unable to avert his demise.
Your ultimate fate,
there is no escape,
The Death Machine, it never lies.

or

“Living, it really is grim,
Like sinking, unable to swim.
I know how I’ll die,
I just want to cry…”
He thought as the train hit him.

]]> By: Crispinus211 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1082836 Crispinus211 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1082836 Rats! When did the contest get announced? Well, this would have been my entry: A crusty old salt named VanBuren Got drunk by fermenting his urine. He was lynched by the crew For this odious brew, Whose bouquet was past all endurin'. Rats! When did the contest get announced? Well, this would have been my entry:

A crusty old salt named VanBuren
Got drunk by fermenting his urine.
He was lynched by the crew
For this odious brew,
Whose bouquet was past all endurin’.

]]> By: Kleinzeit http://boingboing.net/2011/04/14/limerick-of-death-co.html#comment-1083382 Kleinzeit Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1083382 You deserve the prize just for your username, petertrepan, let alone your limerick. You deserve the prize just for your username, petertrepan, let alone your limerick.

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