Steve Buscemi's Eyes: the printable mask

From the collective unconscious that gave us the "Chicks with Steve Buscemi's eyes" meme, a print-and-wear Steve Buscemi's Eyes mask.

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Anonymous

Why would you want a bra with Steve Buscemi’s eyes on it?

Oh? A mask you say? Well that makes perfect sense.
Anonymous

I’d prefer some Marty Feldman eyes.
Glippiglop

Are we absolutely sure about this? I mean it looks more like two eyes peeking out from a set of vaginas.
Anonymous

PERFECT for plane rides when you want to get some sleep.
JamesMason

First thing I thought of was that song “Bette Davis Eyes”.
- schmaltastic
  
  Here you go:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cVJreHWaHQ
  
  Some of those chicks look better with Buscemeyes than their own. Others, not so much.
Anonymous

Funny enough they look like E.T. eyes.
teapot

Oh my god. How did I miss that meme? Unsee, I cannot.

Quasi-related and also hilarious:
http://tomhanksimals.tumblr.com/
Anonymous

http://entertainment.msn.co.nz/slideshowajax/159579/chicks-with-steve-buscemi-eyes.slideshow

Famous women with Steve Buscemi’s eyes photoshopped.
mappo

Eww. I can’t un-see them as vag-eye-nas.
Jesse M.

was “chicks with Steve Buscemi’s eyes” inspired by muppets with people eyes? I’d like to see some muppets with Steve Buscemi eyes.
xian

Buscemi phone home…
Jesse M.

Come to think of it, it’s probably inspired by a combination of “muppets with people eyes” and this one…