By Cory Doctorow at 9:16 am Mon, Apr 18, 2011
Alex Pardee: The Free At-Home Version Of STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYES!
(via Super Punch)
Why would you want a bra with Steve Buscemi’s eyes on it?
Oh? A mask you say? Well that makes perfect sense.
I’d prefer some Marty Feldman eyes.
Are we absolutely sure about this? I mean it looks more like two eyes peeking out from a set of vaginas.
PERFECT for plane rides when you want to get some sleep.
First thing I thought of was that song “Bette Davis Eyes”.
Here you go:
Some of those chicks look better with Buscemeyes than their own. Others, not so much.
Funny enough they look like E.T. eyes.
Oh my god. How did I miss that meme? Unsee, I cannot.
Quasi-related and also hilarious:
Famous women with Steve Buscemi’s eyes photoshopped.
Eww. I can’t un-see them as vag-eye-nas.
was “chicks with Steve Buscemi’s eyes” inspired by muppets with people eyes? I’d like to see some muppets with Steve Buscemi eyes.
Buscemi phone home…
Come to think of it, it’s probably inspired by a combination of “muppets with people eyes” and this one…
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