Clown-suited blackmailer convicted


10 Responses to “Clown-suited blackmailer convicted”

  1. rosycoeur says:

    Clowns are strangely less frightening when they show you their true face.

  2. Brainspore says:

    What a payaso.

  3. Teller says:

    “Nortenos always dress in their colors; they don’t use disguises, let alone engage in crimes wearing clown suits,”

    Great. Now the Surenos’ll be cos-banging in order to implicate the Nortenos who police think will be dressing up because the U. S. Attorneys said they never do. Whatta mess.

  4. Ocker3 says:

    uh, unicorn chaser? my flu-addled brain sent messages to my face showing how disgusted I was, but noone on the internet saw that. the puppy was cute, but not enough (imo) to make up for that image *geh*

  5. Unstanchedwench says:

    This pic looks like it’s straight from Killer Klowns from Outerspace. And the nose looks very, erm, tumescent.

  6. Stay_Sane_Inside_Insanity says:

    @Cory Warned my girlfriend not to read Boing Boing today. Unnecessarily exacerbating people’s phobias is a good way to create negative reinforcement for your ‘blog. Just sayin’.

  7. log_cabin_sam says:

    Wow, this guy is just not demonstrating intelligence. Not only was he blackmailing his own family, which is a rotten thing to do, and wore a silly costume, and got caught: But, he tried to drop the dime on a real gang, unsuccesfully. Wonder what his life expectancy is in prison once the gang members find out what he tried to do.

  8. Nadreck says:

    I remember a similar Clown Caper here in Toronto a number of years ago. The guy parked a stolen car across the street from a big money clearing house downtown: an armoured car depot or some such. Then changed into his clown suit and held the place up. The idea was to jump in the getaway car, ride off to a garage where he had another car stashed, ditch the original car and the clown suit there and take off in the new car. But he dropped the keys to the car on the floor in the washroom where he switched clothes. The cops found him in the car across the street, crying on the inside.

  9. dross1260 says:

    Does Dick Wolf know about this?

  10. darthjoey91 says:

    Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

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