World Tapir Day

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20 Responses to “World Tapir Day”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Q: what would happen if an elephant and a panda did the nasty?

  2. SonOfSamSeaborn says:

    It’s not having a bath. The only reason it’s going towards the water is that it’s confused by the light and the people and having its teeth clipped.

  3. Anonymous says:

    My Girlfriend wants one for a pet, but I said no, Home Tapirs Are Killing Music

    http://beekl.es/1w

  4. grimc says:

    This tapir would *like* to celebrate with a nice long bath, except it can’t get any damned privacy. Do you mind?

  5. Jardine says:

    And possibly the only mammal so well endowed that it has been known to step on and trip over its own equipment when aroused. Ouch!!!

    Speak for yourself.

  6. Jason says:

    Thanks Maggie. Tapirs are crazy cool.

  7. dancentury says:

    I want to hug it… but I also don’t want my limbs ripped off.

  8. Marilyn Terrell says:

    Oh my, have you seen their TOES?! Just look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tapir_hooves.jpg

  9. Oskar says:

    Everything I know about Tapirs I learned from that Tintin album where they’re in the jungle and one of them knocks Captain Haddock over. Rock on, Tapirs!

  10. Anonymous says:

    May be cute, but don’t trust them!
    http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1374

  11. flink says:

    Doesn’t taste at all like chicken.

  12. irksome says:

    Tapir? But I hardly know ‘er!

  13. cfriasb says:

    Also, today is International (Graphic) Designer’s Day.
    Coincidence? I think not

  14. Blinde Schildpad says:

    Let’s celebrate by finishing the paint job on that poor thing!

  15. Anonymous says:

    And possibly the only mammal so well endowed that it has been known to step on and trip over its own equipment when aroused. Ouch!!!

  16. wgmleslie says:

    Everyone has to stream 2001: A Space Odyssey off of Netflix in celebration of their best movie role ever.

  17. Ruben Bolling says:

    So why are the banks open today?

  18. Anonymous says:

    Pronounced: tape-ear

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