Karl Lagerfeld in a hotel suite made of chocolate


114 Responses to “Karl Lagerfeld in a hotel suite made of chocolate”

  1. Mister44 says:

    First monkeys in doll masks, now Karl Lagerfeld? What have I done that Boing Boing wants to make sure I never go to sleep again?

  2. lisa23 says:

    Cocoa Chanel: Karl Lagerfeld rethinks room service with a sugary suite finish.

  3. pencilbox says:

    “Here is my chocolate chair … und here is my chocolate bed … und over zere … (Snorf) … over zere is … mine chocolate bar! I know, I know. It’s a long way to go for zat one, but still.”

  4. WaylonWillie says:

    I just popped down to the DQ–would anyone like a dilly bar?

  5. Anonymous says:

    “I made bank off of designing Diet Coke bottles just so I could taunt the fat women of the world with this!”


    “Uncle Karl” makes me very disgruntled.

  6. jphilby says:

    After reading about half those ‘funny’ captions, alla kin say iz: Where’s Ebert when you really need him?

  7. Damon Law says:

    “I have far too much money.”

  8. Anselm says:

    “Some day, son, all this will be yours.”

  9. sworm says:

    Lagerfeld introduces Jersey Shore star. New face of Chanel.

  10. Soliloquy says:

    Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

    Another pic of the suite: http://thestar.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bf8f353ef01538e2d978d970b-400wi

  11. Reverbyouth says:

    “Augustus, Noooo!!!”

  12. Anonymous says:

    Well all you ladies gather ’round
    That good sweet candy man’s in town
    It’s the candy man
    It’s the candy man

    He likes a stick of candy just nine inch long
    He sells as fast a hog can chew his corn
    It’s the candy man
    It’s the candy man

    All heard what sister Johnson said
    She always takes a candy stick to bed
    It’s the candy man
    It’s the candy man

    Don’t stand close to the candy man
    He’ll leave a big candy stick in your hand
    It’s the candy man
    It’s the candy man

  13. Rob Cruickshank says:

    “May contain nuts”

  14. Anonymous says:

    Things that melt in the sun.

  15. Jason Stuart says:

    “Lou Reed wins the 2011 World’s Tanning Championships.”

  16. Jack says:

    “Note the mask on the wall. I place there to show my deep respect for Africans and the culture.”

  17. Dr. Pasolini says:

    “Christ, what an asshole.”

  18. OriGuy says:

    Karl likes to start with the ears.

  19. The Mudshark says:

    “Ich geniesse es, mich mit schöner Schokolade zu umgeben.”

  20. Jack says:

    Also: Hotel suite made of chocolate I know, I know, it’s serious.

  21. ahuumm says:

    “Eating Our Chocolate Is Just Like Drinking Semen”


    when things just come together, that’s synchronicity


  22. Dr. Pasolini says:

    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet.”

  23. Anonymous says:

    “Eat me…”

  24. Tdawwg says:


  25. Brainspore says:

    I think I’ve heard of that hotel. Isn’t it right off the Hershey Highway?

  26. zalcapone says:

    “Why, yes, we do administer death by chocolate. Why do you ask?”

  27. Anonymous says:

    I, for one, welcome our chocolately overlor…. wait, WTF, no I don’t.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Moussestache ride anyone?

  29. Anonymous says:

    “…and our Mr. Lagerfeld is made of two hundred pounds of marzipan.”

  30. Anonymous says:

    Part of the new model casting strategies developed by mr Lagerfeld.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Looks like he has a suite tooth

  32. MrScience says:

    I thought this was a screenshot from out of a Grand Theft Auto engine. The lack of specular highlights (excepting his gloves) is rather unnerving.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Got Fudge?

  34. Rob says:

    “Your moneys on the dresser, chocolate.”

  35. theelkmechanic says:

    “I’m cuckoo for cocoa poofs!”

  36. Anonymous says:

    “I come here when I need to do some thinking. It’s just me and chocolate. Clears my head, you know?”

  37. Anonymous says:

    “Why is he wearing pants Tyler? I said NO PANTS on the nubian prince. Now my gloves are going to get STICKY. DAMMIT!”

  38. Anonymous says:

    Essentially, it’s the ultimate rim job.

  39. Metzropolitan says:

    “No one was meant to see Willy Wonka’s private chambers.”

  40. Bemopolis says:

    “Say, are you gonna eat that?”

  41. GuyInMilwaukee says:

    .. and thus began the end of civilization in the 21st century. The harbinger was a room made of chocolate.

    I really want to rip the gloves off Karl and use them to mess up Trump’s hair.

  42. TabulaRasa says:

    LOOK, MUM! I’m contributing to the internet culture!


    (Sorry, this was the best i could come up with within 5 minutes. Yes, I suck at Gimp.)

  43. dblplus says:

    Where’s the powdered sugar blow and candy mirror on the nightstand?

  44. sworm says:

    “I’m the wanky shit demon”

  45. Anonymous says:

    “Welcome to my suite”

  46. Hanna says:

    “I come here when I need to do some thinking. It’s just me and the chocolate. Clears my head, y’know?”

  47. Metzropolitan says:

    “I call him M&M…”

  48. DeWynken says:

    “You don’t even know the *meaning* of ‘sexual chocolate”

  49. Anonymous says:

    Fashion parasites love nibbling art:


  50. sirps says:

    “you may leave us now”

  51. tweaked says:

    The black guy is more realistic.

  52. gastronaut says:

    “Hotel Lagos needed someone to design a theme suite that conveyed the sweet, creamy, velvety richness of West African history. They ended up commissioning some cocoa-colored guy to do it, but I did my own interpretation of the idea anyways.”

    “Now, who wants to lick the fudgecicle?”

  53. Anonymous says:

    creep +‎ -y
    creepy (comparative creepier, superlative creepiest)
    producing an uneasy fearful sensation, as of things crawling over one’s skin
    strangely repulsive

  54. IronEdithKidd says:

    “Edible female lounging chocolate statue not available.”

  55. Anonymous says:

    “Oh yay! Someone left a chocolate on my pillow!”

  56. Graham says:

    “Housekeeping? No, thank you!”

  57. missed says:

    C. Thomas Howell and Karl Lagerfeld recreate a lost scene from the film SOUL MAN.

  58. YarbroughFair says:

    I’m not worried about the chocolate, that’s an old fad. What worries me is bacon is the new scent sensation.

  59. YarbroughFair says:

    “No worries, It shits white chocolate”!

  60. Karnuvap says:

    Hotel Sweet made of chocolate.

    ‘ll get mi coat.

  61. funkadelic73 says:

    They say your jivin’ game, it can’t be changed
    But on the positive side,
    You’re my piece of the rock
    And I love you, CC.

  62. Zbohannan says:

    “Yes, I have been hired as director for the Mandingo reboot.”

  63. PicqueOfTaste says:

    Karl “It doesn’t melt in me hand, it melts in me crotch”
    Karl’s Doctor “I told him that he shouldn’t eat 8 inches of chocolate”
    I wonder what the bathroom looks like.

  64. siraj says:


  65. Anonymous says:

    “Is your sermon fair trade?”

  66. Anonymous says:

    I ordered the chocolate moose as a sweet, not a chocolate suite as a moose.

  67. dross1260 says:

    Ya gotta class it up with a fountain.

  68. Anonymous says:

    “Excuse me, while I eat the sky.”

  69. Anonymous says:

    Willy Wonka in his retirement suite.

  70. Anonymous says:

    Trump prepares anal cavity search to locate Obama’s birth certificate

  71. JIMWICh says:

    “I ain’t gonna bon-bon my bed toniiiiiiight”

  72. Anonymous says:

    “actually i’m not hungry anymore”

  73. Jean-Luc Turbo says:

    Karl Lagerfield: “Your chocolate is in my peanut butter.”

  74. emilydickinsonridesabmx says:

    “His friends, and the Oompah Loompah’s always said that Willy Wonka was never the same after he starting hanging around with Owsley, but they could never put their finger on exactly why.” – Willy Wonka and The Orange Sunshiney Day

  75. chowlie says:

    Pleeez do not adjust zee Air Conditioner…

  76. FAC33 says:

    Mmmmm….man chocolate.

  77. Nash Rambler says:

    Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
    Willy Wonka: Why, having fun?

  78. Anonymous says:

    ‘Is that a Magnum in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?’

  79. Jack says:

    Lagerfeld has always had a great relationship with the chocolate.

  80. yardrs says:

    A-Team sequel flounders.

  81. Anonymous says:

    Just opening, the bachelorette suites at the HersheyLand Hotel- Las Vegas… remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

  82. Anonymous says:

    The ghost of Michael Jackson recreates the cover of Thriller.

  83. Elmo Gearloose says:

    “Are you circumsized?…..

    Vould you like to be?”

  84. Yoel says:

    “Is this chocolate from Nobu?”

  85. Brianfit says:

    Leona, I’ll see your chocolate on the pillow and raise you an entire suite.

  86. Anonymous says:

    Mirror, mirror on the wall…

  87. Anonymous says:

    I HAVE to know what hotel this is!

  88. Quiche de Resistance says:

    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

  89. Anonymous says:

    Karl’s cultural sensitivity training takes a dark turn..

  90. brucery says:

    Another exciting scene from the upcoming Hershey, PA Community Theatre production of Goldfinger. Don’t miss it!

  91. Eric says:

    Is that Prince Jefri with Karl?

  92. Anonymous says:

    That guy is gonna leave a mad Hershey stain on those white covers

  93. Anonymous says:

    Ja, Ja I know if Coco Chanel were still alive she’d have got zis room but still how come I didn’t get the bier suite?

  94. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  95. sissyphus says:

    Yah he ist sehr sweet, und mein gut freund Galliano has vun just like him – but naturlich in der Milch Schokolade!

  96. sworm says:

    We are from the land of chocolate.

  97. Anonymous says:

    Magnum: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

  98. Anonymous says:

    How decadent and rebellious of him to behave like a wasteful, irresponsible consumer whor. Way to go against the grain of the other 1% of stupendously wealthy westerners with no regard for anyone but themselves. He couldn’t have chosen a more apt setting.


    80% dark and bitter
    100& fed up

  99. JIMWICh says:

    “White Rotter For Chocolate”

  100. Anonymous says:

    Steve,while lounging on the bed remarked “How do you like my Karl Lagerfeld figurine?

  101. Anonymous says:

    Blackwater Exorcisms Ltd. try to remove Obama from Whitehouse.

  102. Anonymous says:

    “Milk, milk, lemonade…”

  103. Anonymous says:

    Of course it was the first thing I ate, what do you think i am? Crazy?

  104. Ugly Canuck says:

    May I suggest for Monsieur a helping of music suitable to the place?

    The sweetness of a “Chocolate Shake’…from Duke Ellington, an old dark sweet song….


    So rich, and thick, and chocolate…

  105. Anonymous says:

    The Easter Bunny’s staff waited in his chambers for their master’s return…

  106. Anonymous says:

    Karl is also made from chocolate and is extra nutty.

  107. Anonymous says:

    I need yoah clothes, yoah bootz, und yoah chocolatez.

  108. Teller says:

    “Having failed to surpass the fetishistic brilliance of Helmut Newton, Photographer Karl Lagerfeld turns to ministry.”

  109. Anonymous says:

    He looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent, a dominatrix, and Liberace

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