Karl Lagerfeld in a hotel suite made of chocolate

Photo: Jacky Naegelen of Reuters. I think a caption competition is in order.

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First monkeys in doll masks, now Karl Lagerfeld? What have I done that Boing Boing wants to make sure I never go to sleep again?
lisa23

Cocoa Chanel: Karl Lagerfeld rethinks room service with a sugary suite finish.
pencilbox

“Here is my chocolate chair … und here is my chocolate bed … und over zere … (Snorf) … over zere is … mine chocolate bar! I know, I know. It’s a long way to go for zat one, but still.”
WaylonWillie

I just popped down to the DQ–would anyone like a dilly bar?
Anonymous

“I made bank off of designing Diet Coke bottles just so I could taunt the fat women of the world with this!”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/oct/12/lagerfeld-size-zero-thin-models

“Uncle Karl” makes me very disgruntled.
jphilby

After reading about half those ‘funny’ captions, alla kin say iz: Where’s Ebert when you really need him?
Damon Law

“I have far too much money.”
Anselm

“Some day, son, all this will be yours.”
sworm

Lagerfeld introduces Jersey Shore star. New face of Chanel.
Soliloquy

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

Another pic of the suite: http://thestar.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bf8f353ef01538e2d978d970b-400wi
- Anonymous
  
  Damm, you beat me to it!
Reverbyouth

“Augustus, Noooo!!!”
Anonymous

Well all you ladies gather ’round
That good sweet candy man’s in town
It’s the candy man
It’s the candy man

He likes a stick of candy just nine inch long
He sells as fast a hog can chew his corn
It’s the candy man
It’s the candy man

All heard what sister Johnson said
She always takes a candy stick to bed
It’s the candy man
It’s the candy man

Don’t stand close to the candy man
He’ll leave a big candy stick in your hand
It’s the candy man
It’s the candy man
Rob Cruickshank

“May contain nuts”
Anonymous

Things that melt in the sun.
Jason Stuart

“Lou Reed wins the 2011 World’s Tanning Championships.”
Jack

â€œNote the mask on the wall. I place there to show my deep respect for Africans and the culture.â€
Dr. Pasolini

“Christ, what an asshole.”
OriGuy

Karl likes to start with the ears.
The Mudshark

“Ich geniesse es, mich mit schÃ¶ner Schokolade zu umgeben.”
Jack

Also: Hotel suite made of chocolate I know, I know, itâ€™s serious.
ahuumm

“Eating Our Chocolate Is Just Like Drinking Semen”

http://gawker.com/#!5796593/eating-our-chocolate-is-just-like-drinking-semen

when things just come together, that’s synchronicity

ahuumm
Dr. Pasolini

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet.”
Anonymous

“Eat me…”
Tdawwg

Brownfinger
Brainspore

I think I’ve heard of that hotel. Isn’t it right off the Hershey Highway?
zalcapone

“Why, yes, we do administer death by chocolate. Why do you ask?”
Anonymous

I, for one, welcome our chocolately overlor…. wait, WTF, no I don’t.
Anonymous

Moussestache ride anyone?
Anonymous

“…and our Mr. Lagerfeld is made of two hundred pounds of marzipan.”
- Anonymous
  
  I was going to add a caption, but you clearly won the competition! ;-)
Anonymous

Part of the new model casting strategies developed by mr Lagerfeld.
Anonymous

Looks like he has a suite tooth
MrScience

I thought this was a screenshot from out of a Grand Theft Auto engine. The lack of specular highlights (excepting his gloves) is rather unnerving.
Anonymous

Got Fudge?
Rob

“Your moneys on the dresser, chocolate.”
theelkmechanic

“I’m cuckoo for cocoa poofs!”
Anonymous

“I come here when I need to do some thinking. It’s just me and chocolate. Clears my head, you know?”
Anonymous

“Why is he wearing pants Tyler? I said NO PANTS on the nubian prince. Now my gloves are going to get STICKY. DAMMIT!”
Anonymous

Essentially, it’s the ultimate rim job.
Metzropolitan

“No one was meant to see Willy Wonka’s private chambers.”
Bemopolis

“Say, are you gonna eat that?”
GuyInMilwaukee

.. and thus began the end of civilization in the 21st century. The harbinger was a room made of chocolate.

I really want to rip the gloves off Karl and use them to mess up Trump’s hair.
TabulaRasa

LOOK, MUM! I’m contributing to the internet culture!

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5281/chocolateac.jpg

(Sorry, this was the best i could come up with within 5 minutes. Yes, I suck at Gimp.)
dblplus

Where’s the powdered sugar blow and candy mirror on the nightstand?
sworm

“I’m the wanky shit demon”
Anonymous

“Welcome to my suite”
- Anonymous
  
  brilliant
Hanna

“I come here when I need to do some thinking. It’s just me and the chocolate. Clears my head, y’know?”
Metzropolitan

“I call him M&M…”
DeWynken

“You don’t even know the *meaning* of ‘sexual chocolate”
Anonymous

Fashion parasites love nibbling art:

http://www.moca.org/pc/viewArtWork.php?id=66
sirps

“you may leave us now”
- Anonymous
  
  exactly, waiting patiently for photographer to leave…
tweaked

The black guy is more realistic.
gastronaut

“Hotel Lagos needed someone to design a theme suite that conveyed the sweet, creamy, velvety richness of West African history. They ended up commissioning some cocoa-colored guy to do it, but I did my own interpretation of the idea anyways.”

“Now, who wants to lick the fudgecicle?”
Anonymous

creep +â€Ž -y
Adjective
creepy (comparative creepier, superlative creepiest)
producing an uneasy fearful sensation, as of things crawling over one’s skin
strangely repulsive
IronEdithKidd

“Edible female lounging chocolate statue not available.”
Anonymous

“Oh yay! Someone left a chocolate on my pillow!”
Graham

“Housekeeping? No, thank you!”
missed

C. Thomas Howell and Karl Lagerfeld recreate a lost scene from the film SOUL MAN.
YarbroughFair

I’m not worried about the chocolate, that’s an old fad. What worries me is bacon is the new scent sensation.
YarbroughFair

“No worries, It shits white chocolate”!
Karnuvap

Hotel Sweet made of chocolate.

‘ll get mi coat.
funkadelic73

They say your jivin’ game, it can’t be changed
But on the positive side,
You’re my piece of the rock
And I love you, CC.
Zbohannan

“Yes, I have been hired as director for the Mandingo reboot.”
PicqueOfTaste

Karl “It doesn’t melt in me hand, it melts in me crotch”
Karl’s Doctor “I told him that he shouldn’t eat 8 inches of chocolate”
I wonder what the bathroom looks like.
siraj

omnomnom
Anonymous

“Is your sermon fair trade?”
Anonymous

I ordered the chocolate moose as a sweet, not a chocolate suite as a moose.
dross1260

Ya gotta class it up with a fountain.
Anonymous

“Excuse me, while I eat the sky.”
Anonymous

Willy Wonka in his retirement suite.
Anonymous

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JIMWICh

“I ain’t gonna bon-bon my bed toniiiiiiight”
- IWood
  
  Now, why’d you have to go and do that?
Anonymous

“actually i’m not hungry anymore”
Jean-Luc Turbo

Karl Lagerfield: “Your chocolate is in my peanut butter.”
emilydickinsonridesabmx

“His friends, and the Oompah Loompah’s always said that Willy Wonka was never the same after he starting hanging around with Owsley, but they could never put their finger on exactly why.” – Willy Wonka and The Orange Sunshiney Day
chowlie

Pleeez do not adjust zee Air Conditioner…
FAC33

Mmmmm….man chocolate.
Nash Rambler

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka: Why, having fun?
Anonymous

‘Is that a Magnum in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?’
Jack

Lagerfeld has always had a great relationship with the chocolate.
yardrs

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Anonymous

Just opening, the bachelorette suites at the HersheyLand Hotel- Las Vegas… remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Anonymous

The ghost of Michael Jackson recreates the cover of Thriller.
Elmo Gearloose

“Are you circumsized?…..

Vould you like to be?”
Yoel

“Is this chocolate from Nobu?”
Brianfit

Leona, I’ll see your chocolate on the pillow and raise you an entire suite.
Anonymous

Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Anonymous

I HAVE to know what hotel this is!
Quiche de Resistance

**I move away from the mic to breathe in
Anonymous

Karl’s cultural sensitivity training takes a dark turn..
brucery

Another exciting scene from the upcoming Hershey, PA Community Theatre production of Goldfinger. Don’t miss it!
Eric

Is that Prince Jefri with Karl?
Anonymous

That guy is gonna leave a mad Hershey stain on those white covers
Anonymous

Ja, Ja I know if Coco Chanel were still alive she’d have got zis room but still how come I didn’t get the bier suite?
Antinous / Moderator

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
sissyphus

Yah he ist sehr sweet, und mein gut freund Galliano has vun just like him – but naturlich in der Milch Schokolade!
sworm

We are from the land of chocolate.
Anonymous

Magnum: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Anonymous

How decadent and rebellious of him to behave like a wasteful, irresponsible consumer whor. Way to go against the grain of the other 1% of stupendously wealthy westerners with no regard for anyone but themselves. He couldn’t have chosen a more apt setting.

(http://documentaryheaven.com/the-dark-side-of-chocolate/)

80% dark and bitter
100& fed up
JIMWICh

“White Rotter For Chocolate”
Anonymous

Steve,while lounging on the bed remarked “How do you like my Karl Lagerfeld figurine?
Anonymous

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Anonymous

“Milk, milk, lemonade…”
Anonymous

Of course it was the first thing I ate, what do you think i am? Crazy?
Ugly Canuck

May I suggest for Monsieur a helping of music suitable to the place?

The sweetness of a “Chocolate Shake’…from Duke Ellington, an old dark sweet song….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77HBztMHQrI

So rich, and thick, and chocolate…
Anonymous

The Easter Bunny’s staff waited in his chambers for their master’s return…
Anonymous

Karl is also made from chocolate and is extra nutty.
Anonymous

I need yoah clothes, yoah bootz, und yoah chocolatez.
Teller

“Having failed to surpass the fetishistic brilliance of Helmut Newton, Photographer Karl Lagerfeld turns to ministry.”
Anonymous

He looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent, a dominatrix, and Liberace