Animal-sex Friday


18 Responses to “Animal-sex Friday”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Did he really have to say “The most dominant males are obviously going to get first crack…”??

  2. Anonymous says:

    I have a bottle of “Cock” brand fish sauce in my cabinet right now. I NEVER get tired of asking my wife, “Want some cock with dinner?”

  3. Bruce Arthurs says:

    “Suffice to say, chicken sperm is a lot more interesting than I would have previously guessed.”

    You need to get out more, Maggie.

  4. Anonymous says:

    This seems like an eminently good subject for me to add a pointless observation.

    The (in my opinion superior) package design for the UK Cock Soup consumer:

    (Note the “Serving Suggestion” caption next to the illustration – and I wish you bon appetit).

  5. Antinous / Moderator says:

    This bowl of oatmeal has suddenly lost much of its appeal.

  6. jamiethehutt says:

    Read about a study into chicken sperm or the Royal wedding?

    Chicken sperm every time.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Not once in my lifetime did i ever think i would find myself analyzing multiple graphs on chicken sperm.

  8. Eric R says:

    Of course they were Swedish chickens, with their totally relaxed sexual attitudes, being all non-monogamous with each other.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I spotted the Crown in your deceptive closet tribute to the Royal Wedding to day. Good on you!

    “Rejoice with those who rejoice”

  10. joeygsb says:

    Waiter, there’s something in my soup…

  11. Ty_MY says:

    In the Guangdong province in China, a local delicacy are chicken testicles.

    I’ve just had some.

    They are white-ish sacs, surprisingly large. The biggest is almost the size of a golf ball. You bite into them, and then presumably into the sperm, which then kind of, of course, oozes into the rest of your mouth.

    Thinking about it now, my stomach is churning a bit and my testicles have withdrawn a bit.

  12. irksome says:

    Soory, I have little to no interest in chicken sperm. But the illustration reminds me of walking down an aisle at my local market and being arrested by something I had just walked past; Cock-Flavoured Soup. I wasn’t even certain I had read it and had to walk back several feet.

    I have yet to actually taste said soup but have attached a bag to several different backgrounds of hand-made paper, put them into odd yard-sale frames and given them as gifts.

    Every kitchen needs one.

  13. Daemon says:

    This reminds me, a friend has been suggesting I use cock sauce for ages.

  14. Teller says:

    Too soon! Too soon!

  15. Manooshi says:

    Yum. I love cock [flavor].

  16. Art says:

    Such a delectable flavour concept, why stop at soup? :)

    The winner so far: joeygsb…(rimshot, cymbal splash)

  17. Deidzoeb says:

    Farmer resigns after joking about how poultry sperm decreases chance of depression in hens.

  18. facetedjewel says:

    Um…that would be ‘quality’ since 1957.

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