Rob Beschizza at 6:58 am Fri, Apr 29, 2011
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Why is the prince dressed in 8-bit?
No, he’s a Golden Age superhero printed in four color. Inbred English prince of German descent by day, crime-fighting hero by night.
With these costumes I really was expecting to see Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV in there someplace.
I don’t know who you are, or even if you’re male or female, but I have to admit that I love you from the bottom of my little Spice addicted heart.
Geez, I was so busy ignoring the NFL draft I forgot to ignore the royal wedding. This’ll teach me.
Kate is seriously hot. How she kisses that beaver-faced guy, I’ll never know. She’s out of his league.
Maybe she was confused about releasing the Royal Bird’s?
Love it! A lovely, quick response, and (I trust), a nice shoop! In the playful spirit of copyfight and gentle raillery, please accept my most humble response, dear Sir.
Dang that was good
The Royal Wedding was really “Royal” in all sences.
I gotta get in on this one…
Aaah. Wee Rob got his snark in. Bless.
Ditto to #53. I don’t get all the wedding hatred. It’s tradition for that country, it made a lot of folks happy, it employed a lot of people, and I’m sorry, but they aren’t doing anything wrong. I’d like to have their money and privilege, too, but that’s not how the cards rolled for me. The incessant bitching about the Royal Wedding was just stupid. Nobody made y’all pay attention.
Is she blocking her ears or trying to pull her head off?
“Just lie back and think of England…”
With all the fuss over Kate’s dress nobody seems to have noticed the elephant in the room: William’s Thunderbirds sash.
Kids are cute, but not this one. Wow, she’s got a mug.
Thank goodness for Photoshop, they can just cut off her head …
I couldn’t resist making a memento of this special day.
Always a bridesmade, never a bride…
Compared to the royal weddings of the 80s, this was quite low key. Diana and Fergie had ~25 ft. trains and veils. There were opera singers belting out songs. You could smell the jinx all the way across the Atlantic.
Little cherub- I thought the wedding was tasteful, beautiful and very romantic.
Looks to me she has her iPod plugged in and reacting to the new Britney Spears album.
Same here. Two or three days ago the 20 o’clock news actually started a segment with “Britons anxiously await the most important wedding in England” or some such and my first though was “WTF? I thought Elton John is already married.”
i love it when netfolk feel compelled to point out the obvious like “she’s probably covering her ears because of the loud crowd”- gee, ya think? The point of humour (as well as criticism in general) is to step past the obvious and find something more interesting among the mundane. GAWD!
Let’s not fight on this lovely day, dearest Drabula. Sir Winston wants you to be happy, noise-challenged though he may be:
The wedding was lovely. The dress was lovely. The singing of Jerusalem was lovely. The weather was lovely. The comments on Twitter, from #QILF to #proudtobebritish to #pippa were lovely.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
A day full of wonderful things, just like BoingBoing.
i had the same reaction as young Ms. van Cutsem to the entire event
Who got married?
Beware, she’s reading your minds
that’s beacause the early Shakespeare reading
We are not amused!
Must run in the family.
Off with their heads!
She’s got excellent taste in music too. http://twitpic.com/4r0t9b
And of course, this is also the ideal occasion to bury news:
Yeah, I wondered about that.Christ what a royal bunch of assholes…
It’s unfair. These Royals have it so easy that a bored looking flower girl is worth a BoingBoing post. I was best man at wedding were the flower girl puked her guts out. at the altar.
The bride looked down are her soiled shoes, smiled at the pastor, and the wedding sailed on. Almost no one in the congregation realized what had happened.
Now THAT’s sangfroid worthy of royalty.
Who spotted the Verger doing cartwheels inside Westminster Abbey? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir7GuJQ_IFA
what a pathetic kiss! “open teeth closed lips” my-arse. wake me when the divorce proceedings are over.
surprised nobody has put this up here:
now you can appreciate why she’s pissed.
greatest photobomb EVER.
Little Grace Trumps Trump in New Hampshire. Let the memes begin.
I heard 1 Billion people watched this world wide. That’s twice the number of the moon landing. We need to go back to the moon to reclaim record!
For the longest time, I thought Kate Middleton was one of those reality TV stars, and that’s why she was in the news. All the “Kate and William” stuff just made me think that she had paired off with some other invented reality-show pop star.
Then I found out who she actually was. I’m proud of how close I was able to get without actually reading any articles on the subject.
Wow. Throwing off the yoke of these wankers was the best thing America ever did.
That little girl looks like Butch from The Little Rascals.
she’s the kid that sees the emperor’s new clothes….
I found myself smiling all the way through and enjoyed watching. There were a few of these little human moments, check out the verger doing cartwheels on the red carpet after the ceremony :)
Aww, how adorable!
Anyway, off with her head.
I enjoyed the wedding… and the Bishop of London’s comments summed up just why I did:
‘Many people are fearful for the future of todayâ€™s world but the message of the celebrations in this country and far beyond its shores is the right one â€“ this is a joyful day! It is good that people in every continent are able to share in these celebrations because this is, as every wedding day should be, a day of hope.
[ snip... ]
We stand looking forward to a century which is full of promise and full of peril. Human beings are confronting the question of how to use wisely the power that has been given to us through the discoveries of the last century. We shall not be converted to the promise of the future by more knowledge, but rather by an increase of loving wisdom and reverence, for life, for the earth and for one another.’
Why does BB feel compelled to take a juicy shit all over a day that clearly made so many people happy? Look, I could link the Internet to the military industrial complex but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a website. William isn’t a tyrant or murderer and people around the world took delight in the day’s festivities. The day was wonderful, self-righteousness isn’t.
Because if they can’t be happy – no on else can either! It’s not unique to BB.
Honestly, I feel uneasy about how it makes people “happy” being allowed to watch the ruling class wallow in their splendour.
It does? Geez, you shoulda been around twenty-five years ago or so…
For an example of what ya missed (again, we find ourselves in merry old England):
It makes me uneasy that it makes people happy watching 2 1/2 Men, but hey – to each his own.
You must not be married. Women love to day dream about a lavish, no holds barred wedding.
Ugly Canuck – they still have that show – its called MTV Cribz
Well, in the broader sense those two are parts of the same problem.
Yes, I am married. You may be right about some women dreaming about having a multi-million pound wedding because they saw it on TV though. Thankfully not all of them.
People want a ‘fairy tale wedding’ because it’s pretty and romantic and they wanted to be treated as specially.
child abuse? at least i was able to choose not to participate.
Here’s a transparent background (knocked out) version for inclusion in your own images:
I’m waiting for the Wedding Night to be posted on the internet. It’s a Royal Tradition for Royal couplings to be observed to show that offspring are part of the Royal Line. Huzzah for Royal Pr0n!
Makes up for having these twits plastered on my TV screen (I’m an American.)
I have never watched a single celebrity sex video. Honestly, I have not. However, I’d watch Waity Katie. Giggity, Giggity….
She’s responding to the roar of the crowd as the Royals kiss. The noise seems to hurt her ears.
Or maybe it’s the sound of all the bloggerati typing furiously, enraged at royal privilege, the waste of public monies, or perhaps their happiness, it’s hard to tell.
I like Kate’s veil.
I think you’re right. She made the same pose when the air force jets flew over.
Fortunately I can read minds via televised images, and have captioned the scene for you!
Gotta say, I love the Henry VIII quote!
It’s his well-known response to Pope Clement’s concerns about the Protestant Reformation. Phlegmatic folks, those English!
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