Features Podcasts Family Video Comics Music Tech Science Books Film & TV Games ✚

Jill

Kid has right idea about royal wedding

Rob Beschizza at 6:58 am Fri, Apr 29, 2011

Tweet
Kindle
royalwedding.jpg Grace van Cutsem, 3, has clearly had enough. Photo: Reuters/Darren Staples.

⟿ Follow Rob Beschizza on Twitter.

MORE:  Maverick Spirit

More at Boing Boing

Eurovision 2013: An American in London

The technology that links taxonomy and Star Trek

  • Chentzilla

    Why is the prince dressed in 8-bit?

    • Jonathan Badger

      No, he’s a Golden Age superhero printed in four color. Inbred English prince of German descent by day, crime-fighting hero by night.

      • Editz

        With these costumes I really was expecting to see Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV in there someplace.

        • Anonymous

          I don’t know who you are, or even if you’re male or female, but I have to admit that I love you from the bottom of my little Spice addicted heart.

    • Kosmoid

      Ha-ha

  • Nash Rambler

    Geez, I was so busy ignoring the NFL draft I forgot to ignore the royal wedding. This’ll teach me.

  • cjp

    Kate is seriously hot. How she kisses that beaver-faced guy, I’ll never know. She’s out of his league.

  • Rob Beschizza

    http://yfrog.com/h0dg6ljj

    • dross1260

      Maybe she was confused about releasing the Royal Bird’s?

    • Tdawwg

      Love it! A lovely, quick response, and (I trust), a nice shoop! In the playful spirit of copyfight and gentle raillery, please accept my most humble response, dear Sir.

      http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr123/tdawwg_2008/apologiaprovitammean.jpg

    • Anonymous

      Dang that was good

  • Anonymous

    The Royal Wedding was really “Royal” in all sences.
    Kumar

  • kaosmonkey

    I gotta get in on this one…

    http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z447/kaos_monk/royalwedding2.jpg

  • The Gunner

    Aaah. Wee Rob got his snark in. Bless.

  • Anonymous

    Ditto to #53. I don’t get all the wedding hatred. It’s tradition for that country, it made a lot of folks happy, it employed a lot of people, and I’m sorry, but they aren’t doing anything wrong. I’d like to have their money and privilege, too, but that’s not how the cards rolled for me. The incessant bitching about the Royal Wedding was just stupid. Nobody made y’all pay attention.

  • irksome

    Is she blocking her ears or trying to pull her head off?

    “Just lie back and think of England…”

  • neildawson

    With all the fuss over Kate’s dress nobody seems to have noticed the elephant in the room: William’s Thunderbirds sash.

  • InsertFingerHere

    Kids are cute, but not this one. Wow, she’s got a mug.

    Thank goodness for Photoshop, they can just cut off her head …

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t resist making a memento of this special day.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-brAIJSB586Q/TbtGutG1hoI/AAAAAAAAAGg/QLlc7rJ-djo/s1600/couples.jpg

    Forgive me.

  • Anonymous

    Always a bridesmade, never a bride…

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Compared to the royal weddings of the 80s, this was quite low key. Diana and Fergie had ~25 ft. trains and veils. There were opera singers belting out songs. You could smell the jinx all the way across the Atlantic.

  • Anonymous

    Little cherub- I thought the wedding was tasteful, beautiful and very romantic.

  • Mister44

    Looks to me she has her iPod plugged in and reacting to the new Britney Spears album.

  • peterbruells

    Same here. Two or three days ago the 20 o’clock news actually started a segment with “Britons anxiously await the most important wedding in England” or some such and my first though was “WTF? I thought Elton John is already married.”

  • Drabula

    i love it when netfolk feel compelled to point out the obvious like “she’s probably covering her ears because of the loud crowd”- gee, ya think? The point of humour (as well as criticism in general) is to step past the obvious and find something more interesting among the mundane. GAWD!

    • Tdawwg

      Let’s not fight on this lovely day, dearest Drabula. Sir Winston wants you to be happy, noise-challenged though he may be:

      http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr123/tdawwg_2008/sirwinston.jpg

  • tw15

    The wedding was lovely. The dress was lovely. The singing of Jerusalem was lovely. The weather was lovely. The comments on Twitter, from #QILF to #proudtobebritish to #pippa were lovely.

    Lovely, lovely, lovely.

    A day full of wonderful things, just like BoingBoing.

  • millrick

    i had the same reaction as young Ms. van Cutsem to the entire event

  • Shart Tsung

    Who got married?

  • MarlboroTestMonkey7

    Beware, she’s reading your minds

  • Anonymous

    that’s beacause the early Shakespeare reading

  • Anonymous

    We are not amused!

    Must run in the family.

  • Anonymous

    Off with their heads!

  • twoeightnine

    She’s got excellent taste in music too. http://twitpic.com/4r0t9b

  • sworm

    And of course, this is also the ideal occasion to bury news:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13242722

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I wondered about that.Christ what a royal bunch of assholes…

  • tylerh

    It’s unfair. These Royals have it so easy that a bored looking flower girl is worth a BoingBoing post. I was best man at wedding were the flower girl puked her guts out. at the altar.

    The bride looked down are her soiled shoes, smiled at the pastor, and the wedding sailed on. Almost no one in the congregation realized what had happened.

    Now THAT’s sangfroid worthy of royalty.

  • tw15

    Who spotted the Verger doing cartwheels inside Westminster Abbey? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir7GuJQ_IFA

  • Anonymous

    what a pathetic kiss! “open teeth closed lips” my-arse. wake me when the divorce proceedings are over.

  • Anonymous

    surprised nobody has put this up here:

    http://twitpic.com/4r3mes

    now you can appreciate why she’s pissed.

  • zandar

    greatest photobomb EVER.

  • Bloggalicious

    Little Grace Trumps Trump in New Hampshire. Let the memes begin.
    http://www.bloggalicious.tv/archives/6024

  • Mister44

    I heard 1 Billion people watched this world wide. That’s twice the number of the moon landing. We need to go back to the moon to reclaim record!

  • t3knomanser

    For the longest time, I thought Kate Middleton was one of those reality TV stars, and that’s why she was in the news. All the “Kate and William” stuff just made me think that she had paired off with some other invented reality-show pop star.

    Then I found out who she actually was. I’m proud of how close I was able to get without actually reading any articles on the subject.

  • benher

    Wow. Throwing off the yoke of these wankers was the best thing America ever did.

  • katester

    That little girl looks like Butch from The Little Rascals.

  • Anonymous

    she’s the kid that sees the emperor’s new clothes….

  • Sapa

    I found myself smiling all the way through and enjoyed watching. There were a few of these little human moments, check out the verger doing cartwheels on the red carpet after the ceremony :)

  • semiotix

    Aww, how adorable!

    Anyway, off with her head.

  • JonRob

    I enjoyed the wedding… and the Bishop of London’s comments summed up just why I did:

    ‘Many people are fearful for the future of today’s world but the message of the celebrations in this country and far beyond its shores is the right one – this is a joyful day! It is good that people in every continent are able to share in these celebrations because this is, as every wedding day should be, a day of hope.

    [ snip... ]

    We stand looking forward to a century which is full of promise and full of peril. Human beings are confronting the question of how to use wisely the power that has been given to us through the discoveries of the last century. We shall not be converted to the promise of the future by more knowledge, but rather by an increase of loving wisdom and reverence, for life, for the earth and for one another.’

    – http://www.london.anglican.org/SermonShow_14544

  • Anonymous

    Why does BB feel compelled to take a juicy shit all over a day that clearly made so many people happy? Look, I could link the Internet to the military industrial complex but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a website. William isn’t a tyrant or murderer and people around the world took delight in the day’s festivities. The day was wonderful, self-righteousness isn’t.

    • Mister44

      Because if they can’t be happy – no on else can either! It’s not unique to BB.

      • The Mudshark

        Honestly, I feel uneasy about how it makes people “happy” being allowed to watch the ruling class wallow in their splendour.

        • Ugly Canuck

          It does? Geez, you shoulda been around twenty-five years ago or so…

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyles_of_the_Rich_and_Famous

          For an example of what ya missed (again, we find ourselves in merry old England):

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhzH_sEPYEg

        • Mister44

          It makes me uneasy that it makes people happy watching 2 1/2 Men, but hey – to each his own.

          You must not be married. Women love to day dream about a lavish, no holds barred wedding.

          Ugly Canuck – they still have that show – its called MTV Cribz

          • The Mudshark

            Well, in the broader sense those two are parts of the same problem.

            Yes, I am married. You may be right about some women dreaming about having a multi-million pound wedding because they saw it on TV though. Thankfully not all of them.

          • Mister44

            People want a ‘fairy tale wedding’ because it’s pretty and romantic and they wanted to be treated as specially.

  • Drabula

    child abuse? at least i was able to choose not to participate.

  • Damon Law

    Here’s a transparent background (knocked out) version for inclusion in your own images:

    http://www.damondesign.com/HEAR_NO_EVIL.psd
    http://www.damondesign.com/HEAR_NO_EVIL.png

  • strangefriend

    I’m waiting for the Wedding Night to be posted on the internet. It’s a Royal Tradition for Royal couplings to be observed to show that offspring are part of the Royal Line. Huzzah for Royal Pr0n!
    Makes up for having these twits plastered on my TV screen (I’m an American.)

    • Cook!EMonstA

      I have never watched a single celebrity sex video. Honestly, I have not. However, I’d watch Waity Katie. Giggity, Giggity….

  • Tdawwg

    She’s responding to the roar of the crowd as the Royals kiss. The noise seems to hurt her ears.

    Or maybe it’s the sound of all the bloggerati typing furiously, enraged at royal privilege, the waste of public monies, or perhaps their happiness, it’s hard to tell.

    I like Kate’s veil.

    • Micah

      I think you’re right. She made the same pose when the air force jets flew over.

      • Tdawwg

        Fortunately I can read minds via televised images, and have captioned the scene for you!

        http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr123/tdawwg_2008/royalwedding.jpg

        • moop2000

          Gotta say, I love the Henry VIII quote!

          • Tdawwg

            It’s his well-known response to Pope Clement’s concerns about the Protestant Reformation. Phlegmatic folks, those English!

  • Stu Mark

    As Rob Beschizza ignites a new meme.