Badger attack!

badger-attack.jpg Lucky for him they aren't honey badgers. (Via Subtropic Bob)


    1. If it is a playstation controller I think Percival Dunwoody: Idiot Time Traveller has some ‘splainin to do.

  1. “These snow shoes are shit, they just attract badgers, or wolverines, or whatever the fuck these things are. And why did I hang a playstation controller from my knife? My mind is full of FFFuuuuuuucccc”!!! etc.”

  2. The ‘Millions in Gold’ part was totally true though. It was there for the taking, and I took it. I’m a millionaire now. Unfortunately it won’t work for the rest of you, since I took it.

  3. Quick! If your wife is a stripper and your neighbor’s wife is a cheater, how many badgers does it take to get you out of a bear trap?

  4. If you read it too fast it looks like the plot line for “An Indecent Proposal”. Your Cheating Wife…Millions in Gold, Yours for the Taking.

  5. Look at that badger to the left. That’s an ass badger! But I also think they are wolverines. Never heard of them attacking humans, but they say they are able to take down a moose, so go figure.

  6. They look like Honey Badgers (definitely not an animal you’d want to fight) but the snow says not, so they must be wolverines.

    Moral of the story: don’t laugh at the badger. Perfectly reasonable cover.

  7. Looks like wolverines to me. Didn’t know either wolverines or badgers hunted in packs.

    Aren’t wolverines considered to be in the ‘Top 10’ stinkiest animals in the world?

    @ROSSINDETROIT – LOL! With matching socks and shirt!

  8. Wait a minute. He’s caught his foot in one of his traps. And they appear to be some sort of badger wolverine hybrid.

  9. The title should be Rugged & Stupid Men, because only an idiot would get caught in his own trap. Unless the critters moved it on him and then set up an ambush.

  10. He’s caught in his own trap, and he’s fighting a pack of wolverines with a knife while standing over a rifle. Truly, this man does not belong in the wild.

    He was probably lured there by the millions in gold. Or possibly his neighbor’s wife.

  11. Wolverines would totally set a trap as ambush, carefully moving it from wherever a man set it, but they hate each other even more than they hate humans.

  12. Wolverine’s claws are bigger, and there’s no teenaged girls in the picture. Can’t be him.

  13. Ok, you have been warned. The next time you get a badger trapped, you know, like in a cave or something, LEAVE HIM TRAPPED!

  14. gold and where to find it
    men fighting animals with their bare hands
    what your wife is doing
    all for the low low price of 35c

    pulp fiction truly is the original cable TV.

  15. Cheating Women – the Story of Your Neighbors Wife.
    MY wife is a stripper.

    Emphasis mine. :D

  16. The trigger guard on the rifle is pretty large; maybe it really belongs to the badgerines and he got caught (!) in one of their frequent shoot-outs?

  17. “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” –Matt Groening, “Life in Hell”

  18. would it be fair use to also get to see the wives? we could do the best caption competition

  19. They’re wolverines. Even grizzly bears will think twice about fucking with a wolverine because wolverines are batshit insane and a wolverine’ll bite your face off.

  20. Between the cheating wives, gold, and badgers, I weep that magazines such as this are no longer produced for real he-man reading.

  21. dunno about y’all, but i always protect my Yukon gold mines from claim jumpers with steel traps and packs of rabid wolverines.
    it’s also a great way to get free rifles.

  22. Yep. Them’s yer Yogurt Badgers. Looks like wolverines, tastes like badgers. Just more tangy.

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