Badger attack!


55 Responses to “Badger attack!”

  1. nitnit98 says:

    Look at that badger to the left. That’s an ass badger! But I also think they are wolverines. Never heard of them attacking humans, but they say they are able to take down a moose, so go figure.

  2. Mujokan says:

    They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

  3. GregS says:

    I, for one, welcome our new rabid badger overlords.

  4. shadowfirebird says:

    They look like Honey Badgers (definitely not an animal you’d want to fight) but the snow says not, so they must be wolverines.

    Moral of the story: don’t laugh at the badger. Perfectly reasonable cover.

  5. Bubba says:

    Hey I totally called it……….and shit.
    Byotches don’t know about my Wolverines.

  6. facetedjewel says:

    Looks like wolverines to me. Didn’t know either wolverines or badgers hunted in packs.

    Aren’t wolverines considered to be in the ‘Top 10′ stinkiest animals in the world?

    @ROSSINDETROIT – LOL! With matching socks and shirt!

  7. Hank says:

    Wait a minute. He’s caught his foot in one of his traps. And they appear to be some sort of badger wolverine hybrid.

  8. jeligula says:

    The title should be Rugged & Stupid Men, because only an idiot would get caught in his own trap. Unless the critters moved it on him and then set up an ambush.

  9. hungryjoe says:

    He’s caught in his own trap, and he’s fighting a pack of wolverines with a knife while standing over a rifle. Truly, this man does not belong in the wild.

    He was probably lured there by the millions in gold. Or possibly his neighbor’s wife.

  10. Anonymous says:

    The rifle is empty, the chamber is open and there are casings on the ground.


  11. Quiet Wyatt says:


  12. irksome says:

    This is a Michigan v. Wisconsin thing, innit.

  13. cinemajay says:

    If only the Badgers had been as fierce against TCU this year.

    /Rose Bowl dreams

  14. nitnit98 says:

    Am I the only one who sees the young Hugh Hefner here?

  15. Clifton says:

    They’re wolverines. Even grizzly bears will think twice about fucking with a wolverine because wolverines are batshit insane and a wolverine’ll bite your face off.

  16. Clifton says:

    Oh yeah, and apparently they set out their own leg traps to catch hunters.

  17. Nash Rambler says:

    Between the cheating wives, gold, and badgers, I weep that magazines such as this are no longer produced for real he-man reading.

  18. dqkennard says:

    Wolverines would totally set a trap as ambush, carefully moving it from wherever a man set it, but they hate each other even more than they hate humans.

  19. millrick says:

    dunno about y’all, but i always protect my Yukon gold mines from claim jumpers with steel traps and packs of rabid wolverines.
    it’s also a great way to get free rifles.

  20. Philboyd Studge says:

    Meh…Badgers always fade in the second half.

  21. Daemon says:

    Wolverine’s claws are bigger, and there’s no teenaged girls in the picture. Can’t be him.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Like honey badgers, these badgers don’t give a sh*t. They just take … what they want.

  23. Jewels Vern says:

    Ok, you have been warned. The next time you get a badger trapped, you know, like in a cave or something, LEAVE HIM TRAPPED!

  24. emmdeeaych says:

    gold and where to find it
    men fighting animals with their bare hands
    what your wife is doing
    all for the low low price of 35c

    pulp fiction truly is the original cable TV.

  25. Jake0748 says:

    Cheating Women – the Story of Your Neighbors Wife.
    MY wife is a stripper.

    Emphasis mine. :D

  26. Comrade7 says:

    I love these “when animals attack!” covers… keep ‘em coming!

  27. Anonymous says:

    The trigger guard on the rifle is pretty large; maybe it really belongs to the badgerines and he got caught (!) in one of their frequent shoot-outs?

  28. Max says:

    For those who haven’t seen it yet :
    (sorry it’s probably flash, it’s very old)

  29. jenb43 says:

    What’s with the video game controller hanging from his arm?

  30. Anonymous says:

    cosmic snake is gonna save him.


  31. Anonymous says:

    “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” –Matt Groening, “Life in Hell”

  32. sean says:

    I hope he sees the badger right behind him in time!

  33. deckard says:

    would it be fair use to also get to see the wives? we could do the best caption competition

  34. Baron Karza says:

    Yep. Them’s yer Yogurt Badgers. Looks like wolverines, tastes like badgers. Just more tangy.

  35. squeeziecat says:

    I think that badgerine on the ground is playing possum.

  36. headfirstonly says:

    Or weasels.

  37. Muse says:

    Badgers? Badgers? We don’t need no stinking…. oh, nevermind.

  38. igpajo says:

    Look at that crazy badger, he just don’t give a F%*K!

  39. Anonymous says:

    Is that a severed Playstation controller on the left?

    • benher says:

      If it is a playstation controller I think Percival Dunwoody: Idiot Time Traveller has some ‘splainin to do.

  40. Bubba says:

    “These snow shoes are shit, they just attract badgers, or wolverines, or whatever the fuck these things are. And why did I hang a playstation controller from my knife? My mind is full of FFFuuuuuuucccc”!!! etc.”


    Some rugged man. Check out the mittens on a string.

  42. aelfscine says:

    The ‘Millions in Gold’ part was totally true though. It was there for the taking, and I took it. I’m a millionaire now. Unfortunately it won’t work for the rest of you, since I took it.

  43. kimberlychapman says:


  44. DeeZed says:

    I think that those are Wolverines. Badgers are b&w.

  45. i_prefer_yeti says:

    Quick! If your wife is a stripper and your neighbor’s wife is a cheater, how many badgers does it take to get you out of a bear trap?

  46. quail says:

    If you read it too fast it looks like the plot line for “An Indecent Proposal”. Your Cheating Wife…Millions in Gold, Yours for the Taking.

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