Comments on: Badger attack! http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Thu, 23 May 2013 02:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: nitnit98 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097217 nitnit98 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097217 Look at that badger to the left. That's an ass badger! But I also think they are wolverines. Never heard of them attacking humans, but they say they are able to take down a moose, so go figure. Look at that badger to the left. That’s an ass badger! But I also think they are wolverines. Never heard of them attacking humans, but they say they are able to take down a moose, so go figure.

]]> By: Mujokan http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097218 Mujokan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097218 They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

]]> By: GregS http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1098242 GregS Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1098242 I, for one, welcome our new rabid badger overlords. I, for one, welcome our new rabid badger overlords.

]]> By: shadowfirebird http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097219 shadowfirebird Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097219 They look like Honey Badgers (definitely not an animal you'd want to fight) but the snow says not, so they must be wolverines. Moral of the story: don't laugh at the badger. Perfectly reasonable cover. They look like Honey Badgers (definitely not an animal you’d want to fight) but the snow says not, so they must be wolverines.

Moral of the story: don’t laugh at the badger. Perfectly reasonable cover.

]]> By: Bubba http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097221 Bubba Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097221 Hey I totally called it..........and shit. Byotches don't know about my Wolverines. Hey I totally called it……….and shit.
Byotches don’t know about my Wolverines.

]]> By: facetedjewel http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097228 facetedjewel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097228 Looks like wolverines to me. Didn't know either wolverines or badgers hunted in packs. Aren't wolverines considered to be in the 'Top 10' stinkiest animals in the world? @ROSSINDETROIT - LOL! With matching socks and shirt! Looks like wolverines to me. Didn’t know either wolverines or badgers hunted in packs.

Aren’t wolverines considered to be in the ‘Top 10′ stinkiest animals in the world?

@ROSSINDETROIT – LOL! With matching socks and shirt!

]]> By: Hank http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097229 Hank Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097229 Wait a minute. He's caught his foot in one of his traps. And they appear to be some sort of badger wolverine hybrid. Wait a minute. He’s caught his foot in one of his traps. And they appear to be some sort of badger wolverine hybrid.

]]> By: jeligula http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097235 jeligula Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097235 The title should be Rugged & Stupid Men, because only an idiot would get caught in his own trap. Unless the critters moved it on him and then set up an ambush. The title should be Rugged & Stupid Men, because only an idiot would get caught in his own trap. Unless the critters moved it on him and then set up an ambush.

]]> By: hungryjoe http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097236 hungryjoe Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097236 He's caught in his own trap, and he's fighting a pack of wolverines with a knife while standing over a rifle. Truly, this man does not belong in the wild. He was probably lured there by the millions in gold. Or possibly his neighbor's wife. He’s caught in his own trap, and he’s fighting a pack of wolverines with a knife while standing over a rifle. Truly, this man does not belong in the wild.

He was probably lured there by the millions in gold. Or possibly his neighbor’s wife.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097239 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097239 The rifle is empty, the chamber is open and there are casings on the ground. RGB The rifle is empty, the chamber is open and there are casings on the ground.

RGB

]]> By: Quiet Wyatt http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097242 Quiet Wyatt Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097242 RZZZZZ! RZZZZZ!

]]> By: irksome http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097243 irksome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097243 This is a Michigan v. Wisconsin thing, innit. This is a Michigan v. Wisconsin thing, innit.

]]> By: cinemajay http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097246 cinemajay Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097246 If only the Badgers had been as fierce against TCU this year. /Rose Bowl dreams If only the Badgers had been as fierce against TCU this year.

/Rose Bowl dreams

]]> By: headfirstonly http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097248 headfirstonly Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097248 Neon Park and I know where you're coming from, man. Neon Park and I know where you’re coming from, man.

]]> By: nitnit98 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097252 nitnit98 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097252 Am I the only one who sees the young Hugh Hefner here? Am I the only one who sees the young Hugh Hefner here?

]]> By: Clifton http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097513 Clifton Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097513 They're wolverines. Even grizzly bears will think twice about fucking with a wolverine because wolverines are batshit insane and a wolverine'll bite your face off. They’re wolverines. Even grizzly bears will think twice about fucking with a wolverine because wolverines are batshit insane and a wolverine’ll bite your face off.

]]> By: Clifton http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097515 Clifton Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097515 Oh yeah, and apparently they set out their own leg traps to catch hunters. Oh yeah, and apparently they set out their own leg traps to catch hunters.

]]> By: Nash Rambler http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097516 Nash Rambler Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097516 Between the cheating wives, gold, and badgers, I weep that magazines such as this are no longer produced for real he-man reading. Between the cheating wives, gold, and badgers, I weep that magazines such as this are no longer produced for real he-man reading.

]]> By: dqkennard http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097268 dqkennard Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097268 Wolverines would totally set a trap as ambush, carefully moving it from wherever a man set it, but they hate each other even more than they hate humans. Wolverines would totally set a trap as ambush, carefully moving it from wherever a man set it, but they hate each other even more than they hate humans.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097270 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097270 it's easier to hit stuff with a knife. it’s easier to hit stuff with a knife.

]]> By: millrick http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097536 millrick Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097536 dunno about y'all, but i always protect my Yukon gold mines from claim jumpers with steel traps and packs of rabid wolverines. it's also a great way to get free rifles. dunno about y’all, but i always protect my Yukon gold mines from claim jumpers with steel traps and packs of rabid wolverines.
it’s also a great way to get free rifles.

]]> By: Philboyd Studge http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097298 Philboyd Studge Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097298 Meh...Badgers always fade in the second half. Meh…Badgers always fade in the second half.

]]> By: Daemon http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097303 Daemon Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097303 Wolverine's claws are bigger, and there's no teenaged girls in the picture. Can't be him. Wolverine’s claws are bigger, and there’s no teenaged girls in the picture. Can’t be him.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097308 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097308 Like honey badgers, these badgers don't give a sh*t. They just take ... what they want. Like honey badgers, these badgers don’t give a sh*t. They just take … what they want.

]]> By: Jewels Vern http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097309 Jewels Vern Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097309 Ok, you have been warned. The next time you get a badger trapped, you know, like in a cave or something, LEAVE HIM TRAPPED! Ok, you have been warned. The next time you get a badger trapped, you know, like in a cave or something, LEAVE HIM TRAPPED!

]]> By: emmdeeaych http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097315 emmdeeaych Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097315 gold and where to find it men fighting animals with their bare hands strippers what your wife is doing gunplay all for the low low price of 35c pulp fiction truly is the original cable TV. gold and where to find it
men fighting animals with their bare hands
strippers
what your wife is doing
gunplay
all for the low low price of 35c

pulp fiction truly is the original cable TV.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097573 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097573 Rod Serling. Rod Serling.

]]> By: Jake0748 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097320 Jake0748 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097320 Cheating Women - the Story of Your Neighbors Wife. MY wife is a stripper. Emphasis mine. :D Cheating Women – the Story of Your Neighbors Wife.
MY wife is a stripper.

Emphasis mine. :D

]]> By: Comrade7 http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097344 Comrade7 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097344 I love these "when animals attack!" covers... keep 'em coming! I love these “when animals attack!” covers… keep ‘em coming!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/04/30/badger-attack.html#comment-1097353 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1097353 The trigger guard on the rifle is pretty large; maybe it really belongs to the badgerines and he got caught (!) in one of their frequent shoot-outs? The trigger guard on the rifle is pretty large; maybe it really belongs to the badgerines and he got caught (!) in one of their frequent shoot-outs?

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