Minnesota "ball slasher" busted again

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28 Responses to “Minnesota "ball slasher" busted again”

  1. guillaume_remy says:

    Is this a SFW cover of a Frank Zappa song or what ?

  2. Snig says:

    I know a PT who can’t bring his dog in his practice as the dog thinks the balls are the enemy, and he’ll bark incessantly at them.

  3. Teller says:

    The “B”, I think, is silent.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Very clever way to keep his disability check coming. Yep, blue balls is definitely a coming disease. I like to sit on them but they smell funny.

  5. Anonymous says:

    “Duluth Ball Slasher” was my porn name in the 80′s.

  6. GuyInMilwaukee says:

    Wow that headline is cringe-worthy. ouch…

  7. Alenonimo says:

    Where’s the cat?

  8. TheEvilJeremy says:

    While this guy sounds like a jerk, I’m relieved to say that he doesn’t hold a candle to the monster I envisioned upon reading the title of this post.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Seriously? Is that what we OTs have to endure to get into the news?

  10. lknope says:

    First, I’m amused that the ball in the picture is blue.

    Second, is part of the fetish that he slash balls that don’t belong to him? It seems like he could easily stay out of trouble by buying his own.

    • Anonymous says:

      Perhaps he wouldn’t get the same “rush” from slashing his own balls…

    • bcsizemo says:

      I thought the same thing when I read this. Time in jail or just go down to wal-mart/amazon and pick up a couple of balls for when the “urge” hits.

      • Anonymous says:

        Buy balls would be too much like prostitution. You have to meet them in their natural setting and woo them with your wit and charm.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Guess he’s Tactile Seeking . . .

  12. Anonymous says:

    Sooo…mentally ill patient does not receive treatment for obvious anti-social disorder, instead locked in cage?
    what is this, 1510?

    • BW says:

      What do you mean by mentally ill? That he suffers from a debilitating condition which prevents him from being able to control his actions. A paraphilia is not necessarily a mental illness. Just because someone is eccentric, which this man is definitely, does not absolve responsibility to not destroy other’s property. To treat people with mental illnesses as completely irresponsible non-members of a society is to remove them from society, stigmatize them and marginalize them.

      • BW says:

        This is what I meant to post:

        What do you mean by mentally ill? That he suffers from a debilitating condition which prevents him from being able to control his actions? It is not clear that this is the case. A paraphilia is not necessarily a mental illness. Just because someone is eccentric, which this man is definitely, does not absolve responsibility to not destroy other’s property. Furthermore, to treat any person with a a mental illness as a completely irresponsible non-members of a society is to further stigmatize them and marginalize them. Of course this is not to say that there are not mental illnesses were the person can be expected to be held accountable for her actions, but this probably is not the case here. Furthermore, he may actually be required to get mental health counseling upon his conviction.

    • eaglescout1984 says:

      I think NAMBLA would agree with you.

  13. emmdeeaych says:

    it takes balls to perpetrate such a crime

  14. Anonymous says:

    I think there’s a range of object fetishes which may be problematic in a similar manner.

    Consider the case man who managed to get himself banned form all NHS hospitals:

    http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1664491.print/

  15. Lobster says:

    Always someone looking to bust your balls…

  16. Anonymous says:

    Ah, there’s my hometown making me proud again. Why is Duluth always home of ball-slashers and deer-humpers?

  17. Micah says:

    “Bjerkness” sounds like what we should call certain denizens of 4chan.

  18. SeamusAndrewMurphy says:

    If he sat on them instead, he’d just increase his chance of dying.

  19. BadCat! says:

    Not that I want to make my neighborhood appear even pervier than it already does, consider that the ball-slasher is only miles away from the deer fucker: http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/9881/WI/US/

  20. Susan Oliver says:

    Treibball may be just what your PT needs, Snig.

  21. PaulR says:

    Just think what he could have done with a F***/Sawzall…

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