Sony Vaio S comes in brown and gold


41 Responses to “Sony Vaio S comes in brown and gold”

  1. LogrusZed says:

    Whoever is chopping your blow did a real shit job of it.

  2. insanefountain says:

    it comes straight from Ray Liotta’s Mistresses apartment in Goodfellas. but until it comes with a rehab ticket and and suitable soundtrack I think I’ll pass.

  3. Anonymous says:

    The “S” must stand for “shoogah”.
    [btw, mad props to Sten for that comment, brilliant.]

  4. lazyopportunist says:

    OK so who’s idea was the mystery white powder? If it is coke, see Inside Job 2010 for how destructive that white powder can be.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’ve gone on the Sony site, as linked, and find no such photo. There’s a similar one without the white powder — but what gives? Am I missing it?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Well… Too large, and it seems heavy to me. Just a laptop like any other.

  7. Matt Cornell says:

    It’s shopped! I CAN TELL FROM THE PIXELS.

  8. g0d5m15t4k3 says:

    Looks like you have to dust the lid off with your nose there.

  9. roryhamilton says:

    Masterful, yet simple, photoshop. I tip my hat.

  10. slamorte says:

    Obviously this is meant to match the brown Zunes that everyone has.

    Also, I really like the lines on this new laptop. Very clean.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I know sugar when I see it.

  12. Soon Lee says:

    Designed to sell to Browncoaters?

  13. genre slur says:

    If that were pizeoluminescent crystalline LSD-25, I’m buyin’. Wood panel colourway = awesome. Only if it’s gymnosperm, though.

  14. Mulysa's Asylum says:

    Does it also come with some sort of straw? Or some kind of cash rebate – as in, say, a dollar bill?

  15. zapgunner says:

    Is that some blow on the top? It looks like the 80s, but that’s carrying verisimilitude a little far, doncha think?

  16. melica says:

    Is it a selling point that you can snort coke off of your laptop?

  17. blueelm says:


  18. Anonymous says:

    Why do I want this so bad??

  19. Anonymous says:

    Perfect for all my bathroom computing needs

  20. jeligula says:

    Can be handy for snorting coke as well.

  21. sten says:

    I heard it comes with a free base station.

  22. kylerconway says:

    Toss on a legacy ubuntu os (the pre-purple) and you’d be good to go (aesthetically anyway). That’s assuming you have any faith in left in the troublesome manufacturer of the device.

  23. Anonymous says:


    Is that the only think they could think about when designing a product connected to 15 hours of battery life ?

  24. DWittSF says:

    It’d look great alongside a Firebird Trans Am rocking the brown ‘n gold paint scheme.

  25. nixiebunny says:

    You, sir, are a master of humor.

  26. mikerbaker says:


  27. Victor Drath says:

    Atari 2600. It’s even shaped just like it.

  28. IronEdithKidd says:

    Not interested until it comes in blue and light blue.

  29. tim says:

    I’ll wait until they offer faux-wood panels, thank you.

    Sheesh, what are they doing for inspiration? Looking at photos of 70′s yanqui station wagons?

  30. dwdyer says:

    I’d wait until full vinyl trim.

  31. Anonymous says:

    i felt so cyberpunk the first time i did a line off my glossy black laptop, but crushing powder tends to scuff the finish.

  32. Anonymous says:

    There’s something happening here, and I’m not sure I know what it is…

  33. blake31a says:

    15 hours on a snort? Sounds closer to meth than blow.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Sony … yeah, those wonderful people who brought you root kits and compromised registration info.

    • Eric says:

      Couldn’t agree more. I wouldn’t buy a computer from them even if they were the only manufacturer in the world.

      No more Sony for me…ever

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