More incompetence revealed on the part of France's "three-strikes" copyright enforcer

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14 Responses to “More incompetence revealed on the part of France's "three-strikes" copyright enforcer”

  1. codesuidae says:

    That sounds so broken it’s hard to imagine that it isn’t intentionally broken.

    I wonder if the programmers working on that project maybe use their internet connections for file sharing?

  2. The Mudshark says:

    For all he seeminlgy knows about the subject matter that asshat Sarkozy probably would have given the contract to his assistant´s nephew who knows about computers. The people in charge of our planet´s future. What a fucking joke.

  3. phisrow says:

    Hmmm, pity they are shut down for the moment, I really could have used a few extra servers to store and distribute my war3z from…

  4. Camp Freddie says:

    Please tell me someone has installed Limewire on the HADOPI servers ;)

  5. TokenFrenchDude says:

    Thanks Sarkozy for making us the laughing stock of the Internet.

  6. djn says:

    WHAT? No, really … WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?

    I mean, I’ve put some thought into how I’d put a backdoor into a program – it’s the kind of idle speculation that pops up when you write programs. What they’ve done here is makes anything I’ve come up with seem like weapons-grade stealth – it’s so bleedingly obviously stupid that you could have used it as satirical humor among first-grade programming students.

    Didn’t anyone think about this? Or was is deliberate sabotage from a programmer unhappy with what he was writing?

  7. Anonymous says:

    While it would be cruel, it would have driven home a point if someone made it so that EVERY IP address was reported as being in violation three times, and shut the entire nation down.

  8. Kimmo says:

    This is utterly fucking hilarious : D

  9. MoonBuggy says:

    And they say your taxes are going to waste…

    Almost worse than the horrible insecurity itself is that these incompetent asshats are being paid a decent wage – I could’ve taken that money, maybe had some hope of affording a deposit on a house, and I damn well would have done a better job of the software in return. Knowing the skew towards techie types around here, I wouldn’t be surprised if half the people reading this could say the same.

    I’m finding it harder and harder to deal with both my anger at the harmful absurdity of it all, and with my utter powerlessness to do anything about it.

    • codesuidae says:

      damn well would have done a better job of the software in return

      I hope that by ‘a better job’ you mean that you would have included a hidden bit torrent client in the install package.

      You’re talking about writing tools that enable rights violations. I think it is perfectly acceptable for the people who are trusted to write such software to deliberately do it in ways that waste the time, money and reputation of the people who are trying to establish such systems.

      Personally, I’d consider it my ethical duty to do so, and to lie to the people contracting me to write such evil software, to make them believe that any such mistakes or flaws were purely accidental.

  10. hassenpfeffer says:

    Isn’t the very first thing in O’Reilly’s “Essential System Administration” something to the effect of “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOSE OFF YOUR FTP PORTS!!!”?

  11. Forkboy says:

    “Hey guys, we landed that lucrative government deal !”
    - “Great, have the intern whip up something in Delphi.”

    Also, are they using Delphi because Pascal was named after a frenchman ?

  12. Anonymous says:

    This reminds me of http://xkcd.com/898/. Just replace “President, etc.” with “policy maker/ copyright enforcer” and “Engineer who installed the red button” with “programmers who wrote and maintained the system”

  13. pKp says:

    Somewhere in France, an former underpaid, exploited intern at TMG is laughing his/her ass off. I juste hope they don’t get caught.

    I mean, I get that people make mistakes, but one that huge in a place that was certain to be attacked one day…I don’t see how it could be anything but intentional. Even for TMG.

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