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Three frogs atop each others' shoulders seek White Star Coffee

Cory Doctorow at 1:59 am Sun, Jun 5, 2011

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This old White Star Coffee ad seems to have come from a contrafactual Jazz Age in which Chairman Mao's graphic designer moved to America to work for a commercial illustration firm.

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  • sing it, baby

    They really should think about adding a fourth frog.

    • irksome

      Three frogs indicates “some frogs”. Two would be a pair of frogs and four would still be “some frogs” but would be one more than is necessary to convey “some frogs” and would therefore be infuriating.

      For more information, see: Ernie Bushmiller.

  • RebNachum

    “THREEEE FROOOOGS in the FOUNNNN-TAIN…”

  • Inventorjack

    Related? http://www.flickr.com/photos/musely/4695892377/

    • T Nielsen Hayden

      InventorJack: They share common ancestors. When that print was made, Western artists had for some time been studying Japanese prints, which have a history of fun with frogs. My favorite example: Kuniyoshi Utagawa’s print of frogified heroes of the Kabuki theatre.

  • Shart Tsung

    “frogs, frogs, jolly old frogs, fa la la la la la”

  • adamnvillani

    If Budweiser ads taught me anything, it’s that if three frogs like something, it must be good.

  • YarbroughFair

    It took reading through 13 comments to finally find one that focused on the beauty of this advertisement. I know a bidding war would ensue if it came up for auction. Love this ad.

  • YarbroughFair

    Actually, the ad does make sense. The frogs don’t have enough energy to leap and jump and now rely on cooperation and teamwork to “reach the stars”. Also, frogs/toads are highly regarded in many cultures.

  • phisrow

    “Coffee: It keeps the running dogs running!”

  • desiredusername

    Frogs sat around a puddle
    And gazed at heavens high
    Frog teacher pounding into skulls
    The science of the sky.

    He spoke about the heavens
    Bright dots we see there burning
    And men watch them, “astronomers”
    Like moles they dig for learning.

    When these moles start to map the stars
    The large becomes quite small
    What’s twenty million miles to us
    They call one foot, that’s all.

    So, as those moles did figure out
    (If you believe their plan)
    Neptune is thirty feet away
    Venus, less than one.

    If we chopped up the Sun, he said
    (Awed frogs could only stare)
    We’d get three hundred thousand Earth’s
    With still a few to spare

    The Sun helps us make use of time,
    It rolls round heaven’s sphere
    And cuts a workday into shifts
    “Forever” to a year

    What comets are is hard to say
    A strange manifestation
    Though this is not a reason for
    Some idle speculation

    They are no evil sign, we hope
    No reason for great fright
    As in a story we got from
    Lubyenyetsky, great knight

    A comet there appeared, and when
    It rays were seen by all
    The cobblers in a tavern
    Began a shameful brawl

    He told them how the stars we see
    So many, overhead
    Are actually only suns
    Some green, some blue, some red

    And if we use the spectroscope
    Their light tells, in addition
    Those distant stars and our Earth
    Have the same composition

    He stopped. The frogs were overwhelmed.
    Their froggy eyeballs rolled.
    “What more about this universe
    Would you like to be told?”

    “Just one more thing, please tell us sir”
    A frog asked, “Is it true?
    Do creatures live there just like us
    Do frogs exist there too?”

    Do Frogs Exist There too?

    Jan Neruda- 1878

  • hungryjoe

    This is a beautiful graphic. It doesn’t make me crave coffee (more), but I would pay cash money for the ad itself.

    See how unattainable purity is, even for frogs…

  • neurolux

    The top frog has a creepy little human hand, complete with opposable thumb. Caffeine speeds up evolution too!

  • Anonymous

    This reminds me of yertle the turtle.

  • Anonymous

    I love random shit like this.

  • Clifton

    “Pure”? Why that’s it!

    Pure anhydrous caffeine sounds like it might actually make this morning salvageable.

  • hungryjoe

    This is a beautiful graphic. It doesn’t make me crave coffee (more), but I would pay cash money for the ad itself.

    See how unattainable purity is, even for frogs…

  • Roger Wilco

    how funny, just came across this while perusing the LOC digital archives. Here is the entry: http://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/99472458/

    If you have the time there is a mountain of cool stuff in there…WPA posters, TVA photographs and fantastic political cartoons. I particularly like this one: http://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/2011645733/

    My, how little things have changes. A lot of the collection is in the Public Domain BTW.

  • Anonymous

    I guess coffee mesmerises the hipnotoad.

  • T Nielsen Hayden

    I am in perfect sympathy with those frogs.

    Coffee!

    Coffee right now!

  • Anonymous

    And I’ve got the perfect cup to drink it from…

  • jtegnell

    They look like they’re about to start crying.

  • Mister44

    “Mine! All mine!” croaked the frog,
    I’m king of the swamp, I’m king of the bog.
    I’m king of the pure, I’m king of a star,
    I’m king of the fowl flying afar.
    And I’m the king of the reeds, oh, marvelous me!
    For I am the ruler of all that I see!”

  • Connie H.

    What you don’t see pictured is the frog underneath the bottom frog, and so on. Because it’s frogs all the way down until you’ve had your caffeine.

  • chimera

    The precursor to Three Wolf Moon?

  • facetedjewel

    ‘Froggy went a-courtin he did ride, uh-huh…’

  • desiredusername

    I had to read through n comments to find one that met my criterion of x. What an x image!