Comments on: This machine destroys everything http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 22 May 2013 00:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: seyo http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136642 seyo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136642 FINALLY!!ELEVEN! A reliable solution for destroying limp celery! There is hope for our world after all. FINALLY!!ELEVEN! A reliable solution for destroying limp celery! There is hope for our world after all.

]]> By: bsdnazz http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136643 bsdnazz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136643 Om nom nom! Om nom nom!

]]> By: Blazel http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136645 Blazel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136645 I never thought I would see a man shred tampons to a cheesy 80's soundtrack. Thank you Boing Boing. Thank you so much. I never thought I would see a man shred tampons to a cheesy 80′s soundtrack.

Thank you Boing Boing. Thank you so much.

]]> By: dainel http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136901 dainel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136901 These marbles seems to be too smooth. They're just rolling around on top. Here, let me push them in ... oww, my finger. Somebody switch off this thing quick. My arms. My head. ... crunch. These marbles seems to be too smooth. They’re just rolling around on top. Here, let me push them in … oww, my finger. Somebody switch off this thing quick. My arms. My head. … crunch.

]]> By: lost feliz http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136646 lost feliz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136646 Tampons? They needed to prove it could crush tampons and Cotex? Tampons? They needed to prove it could crush tampons and Cotex?

]]> By: seyo http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136647 seyo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136647 ok, I must admit that seeing them run a whole chair through this thing was pretty cool. ok, I must admit that seeing them run a whole chair through this thing was pretty cool.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136649 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136649 Holy health and safety batman! Hope they had someone sitting with their finger on the off button in case someone caught a hand in that thing. Holy health and safety batman! Hope they had someone sitting with their finger on the off button in case someone caught a hand in that thing.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136650 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136650 What would happen if you threw a shredding machine into the shredding machine? What would happen if you threw a shredding machine into the shredding machine?

]]> By: The Gunner http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136651 The Gunner Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136651 .. but will it blend? That is the question. .. but will it blend? That is the question.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1137164 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1137164 My dad works with these bad-boys. Turns out each one of those blades is worth in the region of £100,000. My dad works with these bad-boys. Turns out each one of those blades is worth in the region of £100,000.

]]> By: irksome http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136653 irksome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136653 I'm most impressed with its utter lack of safety features. "C'mon over here kids and let your Uncle Irksome show you a cool new toy." I’m most impressed with its utter lack of safety features.

“C’mon over here kids and let your Uncle Irksome show you a cool new toy.”

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136654 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136654 Why is Mario in the background... Why is Mario in the background…

]]> By: The .invalid http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136656 The .invalid Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136656 Fuck yeah, that music was incredible! Fuck yeah, that music was incredible!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136658 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136658 It's a compact version of the muffin monster from 30 Days of Night! I need one in case of vampires! It’s a compact version of the muffin monster from 30 Days of Night! I need one in case of vampires!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136659 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136659 Hmm, this will help me hide the bodies Hmm, this will help me hide the bodies

]]> By: Nadaclue http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136660 Nadaclue Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136660 Atlas and P-Body are not amused. Atlas and P-Body are not amused.

]]> By: tylerkaraszewski http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136661 tylerkaraszewski Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136661 So what happens if you take two of these machines and try to feed one to the other? So what happens if you take two of these machines and try to feed one to the other?

]]> By: narddogz http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136663 narddogz Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136663 Muffin Monster! My father worked at the Justice Center in downtown Portland where they had one of these operating. It's supposed to grind up anything the inmates will flush down the toilets, hence the tampon / sanitary napkin demonstration. Muffin Monster! My father worked at the Justice Center in downtown Portland where they had one of these operating. It’s supposed to grind up anything the inmates will flush down the toilets, hence the tampon / sanitary napkin demonstration.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1137177 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1137177 This video could have really ended badly. This video could have really ended badly.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136666 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136666 This is why we can't have nice things. This is why we can’t have nice things.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136667 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136667 That guy's wife is going to be ticked off. Feminine hygiene products ain't cheap. That guy’s wife is going to be ticked off. Feminine hygiene products ain’t cheap.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136668 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136668 Where did Jimmy the Stolly from Portland go? Where did Jimmy the Stolly from Portland go?

]]> By: sla29970 http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136669 sla29970 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136669 It doesn't destroy DNA. I sense several TV crime drama plots in the making. It doesn’t destroy DNA. I sense several TV crime drama plots in the making.

]]> By: bobcrackerlacker http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136670 bobcrackerlacker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136670 Slaughterhouses use huge machines like these to grind up livestock, pretty disgusting. Slaughterhouses use huge machines like these to grind up livestock, pretty disgusting.

]]> By: dross1260 http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136671 dross1260 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136671 I can see the benefits of smaller landfill/more food additive, but is it cost reductive? Please remember to recycle wood pallets at the sausage factory. I can see the benefits of smaller landfill/more food additive, but is it cost reductive? Please remember to recycle wood pallets at the sausage factory.

]]> By: Steaming Pile http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136927 Steaming Pile Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136927 If you look at the soda cans, those were circa 1985 or so. The Diet Pepsi cans are a dead giveaway. If you look at the soda cans, those were circa 1985 or so. The Diet Pepsi cans are a dead giveaway.

]]> By: Rob Gehrke http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136672 Rob Gehrke Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136672 Industrial version good for destroying pianos too (a welcome development) : SSI's Shred of the Month : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzG7CSYg3U&feature=player_embedded Industrial version good for destroying pianos too (a welcome development) :
SSI’s Shred of the Month :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzG7CSYg3U&feature=player_embedded

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136673 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136673 Health and safety-tastic. I like it when he plunges his hands into a box of shredded metal. I guess he must've already shredded his gloves. I was waiting to see him shred a board made of asbestos next... Health and safety-tastic. I like it when he plunges his hands into a box of shredded metal. I guess he must’ve already shredded his gloves.

I was waiting to see him shred a board made of asbestos next…

]]> By: Andrew S http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136676 Andrew S Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136676 Alternatively, will it destroy a blend-tec blender? Also, will it destroy a blend-tec blender which is blending another of it, which... (et cetera) Alternatively, will it destroy a blend-tec blender? Also, will it destroy a blend-tec blender which is blending another of it, which… (et cetera)

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/06/12/this-machine-destroy.html#comment-1136677 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1136677 Ohhhhhh this is a metaphor for SooooOOOOoooo many things I don't know where to start.....:) Ohhhhhh this is a metaphor for SooooOOOOoooo many things I don’t know where to start…..:)

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