It might sound strange to all desktop jockeys, sitting comfortable behind their desks, or other people who spend most of their time in a nice temperate indoor climate, but there is a lot of men who have to work in cold and damp places and if you work in cold and damp places and are equipped with a prostate, you are doomed to get prostatitis after a few years. If it gets bad enough you have to get your prostate popped regularly, it is kind of like many dogs need to have their anal glands popped. I’ve got prostatitis from working in freezers and coolers, but my prostate have never gotten that bad that it need popping, just that I go somewhere warm for ten minutes when it start acting up, or change clothes if I’ve gotten soaked with water (you don’t want to be soaking wet in -35 ℃ anyhow). But I have many coworkers who have to go to a nurse and pop the prostate regularly. They say it is an really horrible experience. First some kind of heating device is inserted into your anus, so that the fluids get easier to pop, then some stranger insert three fingers into your anus and squeeze and massage until your prostate is emptied. As I’m told it feels like someone popping a really sore pimple, but it is in your anus and by a stranger who is simultaneously expanding your ass to its limits, so that hurts like hell too.

This device sound like it at least could be used in an early stage when you start to need popping your prostate and then perhaps prevent that it progress to a state where you have to have your ass invaded by a stranger. The vibrating probably empties the fluids from the prostate and warming the prostate make it hurt less (I place a heating pad behind my legs (not in my ass, though), when my prostate hurts badly, it is the only thing that can offer some relief from the pain, I sure as hell don’t get any sexual arousal by doing that).

The “personal massager” was a steal at $20!

I’ve had hard luck for quite a while now, and anything which may provide some relief would be so gratefully accepted.

I could even drive up to South Bend and pick one up if the mail won’t accept such a device! What an opportunity!

I was about 6 years old and was thumbing through the Lillian Vernon insert in the Parade magazine in the Sunday paper, when I spied a corn cob with an electrical cord for sale. I thought that it was so weird and cool that I cut out the item and taped it up on my bedroom door.

My parents acted very strangely about that little item. It was many years before I understood why.

Urology. 2002 Dec;60(6 Suppl):38-40; discussion 41.
Heat therapy in the treatment of prostatitis.
Zeitlin SI.

Source
Department of Urology, David Geffen School of Medicine at University of California Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California, USA. szeitlin@ucla.edu

Abstract
There is a dearth of literature on heat therapy and prostatitis. The therapies used different energy sources, including interstitial heat and microwaves, and were delivered both transrectally and transurethrally. Most data precede our present system of nomenclature and therefore are difficult to compare, even with the literature of their day. Validated instruments were rarely used to determine efficacy, and most outcome measures were subjective. We will need well-designed prospective clinical trials using objective outcome measures and validated symptom indexes. Until then the use of heat therapy for prostatitis should be considered experimental.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12521593

There’s even mention of a steampunky “coal-fired steam-powered device invented by a Dr. George Taylor, called the ‘Manipulator.’” Wait until Skynet gets control of that.

Adj. -The feeling produced by using a dildo, often in the anus.

Or just put something on a high power drill?

Perhaps it was a good thing that women whose husbands were incapable of and/or uninterested in giving them orgasms had a way to achieve release that was reasonably sanitary and socially acceptable.

Presumably, many of them immediately figured out “Hey, I could do this myself, at home” or even “I could get my husband to do this!”. Just because they were prevented from receiving sex education doesn’t mean they were helpless idiots, unable to connect cause and effect after things were physically demonstrated to them.

I don’t know if i could keep that in my but for a whole month no matter how good it felt.

my how the neighborhood has changed

Sometimes a cigar…

Please, it’s been 15 years now. No more Lewinsky jokes!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes

(And, in case Cory reads comments, hi from the mom of the baby who refused to play peekaboo with you at the book signing yesterday.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Wellville_%28film%29

The protagonist also gets a gift in the form of an electric excercise belt, “invented by the germans, like everything about sex these days”, a masturbatory aid. Anthony Hopkins plays Dr. Kellog, (apparently) health-obsessed real life brother of the cornflakes-magnate.