New KFC TV ad directed by Peter Serafinowicz

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29 Responses to “New KFC TV ad directed by Peter Serafinowicz”

  1. Mantissa128 says:

    Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria.

    Then turn, place on plate.

  2. i_r_beej says:

    Right on! I know what I’m having for lunch today… a nice green salad.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! (ad infinitum)

  4. Bemopolis says:

    I don’t know what happened to the other 10, but there was definitely one herb or spice used heavily during this production…

  5. CapnMarrrrk says:

    I wanna know how they got a recording of my inner monologue. All day long it’s “Cut using downward motion of knife. Cut cleanly with knife. Cut with a sharp motion. Sever from main body using tongs and knife.”

    Yep, that’s pretty much it.

    • knoxblox says:

      Because you never “wipe knife clean” in your inner monologue. You’re too easy to spot, with your bloody knife and all.

    • Quiche de Resistance says:

      Place on plate.

      • CapnMarrrrk says:

        Well now you’re just being disgusting. First it goes in the pot, THEN the plate or bowl as you prefer.

    • toxonix says:

      Yeah I got that too! Sometimes my inner dialog is more like ‘Fire. Set them on fire. Flamethrower. Burn Bright Flame. Kerosene. Gas. Gasoline.’
      Or just the sound of a gas fueled explosion in slow motion.

  6. GrymRpr says:

    This is not a “New KFC TV ad”
    Yeaaaaaaa! for driving traffic through to that YouTube account under false pretenses.

    Not even funny
    Tho… Peters Head lice video was a riot.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uitqpv_thk

  7. Cowicide says:

    ex buhn dr hjn buhy frxeze

  8. willyboy says:

    Play back, replacing audio with The xx – Islands

  9. caipirina says:

    oh, o THIS is how people used to eat chicken !!!! :D

  10. Ernunnos says:

    Add a loop or two and you’ve got a nice old-school industrial music video.

  11. Anonymous says:

    When is the “Place on Plate” techno remix coming out?

  12. thefuture says:

    What is this I don’t even

  13. woid says:

    Wait… You’re supposed to Cut the Chicken and Serve it to the Humans?

    Uh-oh.

  14. Nicky G says:

    What in the HELL?!

  15. bklynma says:

    I know I’m supposed to be repulsed by the flesh-cutting and the bone-separating and all that, and driven to veganism and whatnot, but this just makes me want more of the yummy roast chicken I had for lunch. I carved the s*&t out of that m#&*^@plucker.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I liked the creepy soundtrack.

  17. Lincoln says:

    A chilling but powerful look at the consumerism that drives our society. Four and a half stars out of five.

  18. mack says:

    Well, there’s 2:03 of my life I’ll never get back – 10 seconds wasted smacking myself for watching the entire unfunny, unwonderful, uncompelling exercise.

    No, wait – 2:33.

    30 seconds typing this.

  19. whisper dog says:

    Very Donald Pleasance sound to the narration.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Damn, watching that made me feel hungry.

    Addendum: lol @ captcha: “sidedish people”

  21. TokenFrenchDude says:

    This is what they show to psychopaths after giving them experimental drugs.

  22. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Shouldn’t he be cutting up a groundhog?

  23. Anonymous says:

    Oh, that’s just nice. Funny funny Peter.

  24. Dito says:

    I have a serious man-crush on Peter. I think he’s utterly hilarious. My office-mates had no idea why I thought that video was so funny. Genius, I say, genius!

  25. Anonymous says:

    WTF was that???

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