By Xeni Jardin at 11:26 am Wed, Jun 29, 2011
“… especially if you don’t own it in the first place”
Wait, no, he isn’t sane enough to realize that part.
Well, he’s gotta pay for his hairpieces *somehow*.
“I can parachute *ME* there!”
I was sad when the press did not take to calling it The Golden Parachute scandal, or even The Golden Thing scandal (“I’ve got this thing and it’s f—ing golden!”), but historians take note: now is your chance.
Good thing he’s most likely going to be in prison a long time for that.
His only mistake was being honest about what all politicians do, so obviously he must be punished.
Here’s some other fun Blago soundbites (plenty of cursing):
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