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JFK runway closed due to turtles all the way down

Xeni Jardin at 4:13 pm Wed, Jun 29, 2011

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New York's JFK airport had to shut down a runway today because more than 150 diamondback terrapin turtles were hanging out and gettin' it on.

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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  • Infinitude Tortoises

    Oops — sorry, folks!

  • Tau’ma

    Runaway turtles happy ♥ together lets get it on…

  • Anonymous

    Where are the elephants?

  • cjp

    Seems like it’s going to be a bumper crop of turtles this year. Here in Eastern Ontario, we’re tripping over them. I’ve seen them digging into lawns to lay their nests and our local creek is teeming with hot turtle on turtle action. I think it’s something to do with the higher than usual water levels in the rivers. It’s been raining here for months. Go turtles!

  • Tdawwg

    Fucking turtles.

    • Anonymous

      How do they work?

  • Anonymous

    Just like the man of whom the airport is named; can’t get enough of that funky stuff. This time the Secret Service didn’t need to do the pimping.

  • Anonymous

    Diamondback terrapins *are* some of the sexiest turtles. Those clown lips!

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Not quite as exciting as an orgy of diamondback rattlesnakes would have been.

  • Anonymous

    “The diamondback terrapins were trying to get to an ideal location to lay their eggs…The turtles were primarily female, and the fertilization of their eggs occurs in the water…”

    They weren’t mating at the point.

  • Anonymous

    Fear the turtle! http://www.feartheturtle.umd.edu/

  • Jack

    THEY ARE TERRORISTS AND NEED TO BE STOPPED!

  • transmothra

    Thank you, Xeni, for perma-stapling “bow-chicka-wow” music to the phrase “turtles all the way down.” Niiiiiice.