It's Yom Kippur, and you're far away,Go the F**k to Shul (Thanks, LOLvis!)
The last thing I want's to be cruel.
I'm your mother, son, you know I adore you,
But please go the fuck to shul.
You'd only go for a few hours,
Shorter than a full day of school.
You'll probably run into people you know
If you go the fuck to shul.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.