LOLvis writes in with a link to Tablet Magazine's Go the Fuck to Shul
: "Not only a witty response to criticism of Go the F*ck to Sleep ('Imagine if this were written about Jews'), it's funny enough to stand on its own."
It's Yom Kippur, and you're far away,
Go the F**k to Shul
The last thing I want's to be cruel.
I'm your mother, son, you know I adore you,
But please go the fuck to shul.
You'd only go for a few hours,
Shorter than a full day of school.
You'll probably run into people you know
If you go the fuck to shul.
Lavie Tidhar writes, “Jews vs Zombies and Jews vs Aliens will be published as e-book originals on March 19th, and are currently available for pre-orders (a limited paperback will follow).”
Portland’s Lisa Pierce makes amazing, whimsical menorahs and candlesticks that look like metallic creatures (they’re painted plastic toys), including the Menorasaurus Rex, the treyfe-a-riffic Menobster, and these T-Rex candle-holders.
Spotted yesterday on a menu at my grandparents’ retirement home in Toronto: “Kosher-style porkchops.” I guess if you circumcise the pig and ensure that it has a suitable Bar Mitzvah…?
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