Ruben Bolling at 6:31 am Wed, Jul 6, 2011
Eurovision 2013: An American in London
The technology that links taxonomy and Star Trek
That was a damn fine Dunwoody.
Wombat Fail, ergo Guy Walks Into A Bar Win!
Good stuff, thumbs up.
Puerto Rico! I love the Soupy Sales reboot in the Kaption Kontest (Now, kids, take those funny green pieces of paper from Daddy’s pants and send them to me…). Of course, to complete the nostalgia we hope the crew spiked Cap’n's bowl with something other than his usual Captain Black Regular load ;-)
Percival, save your bandages, they are not toys!
You will need them next month after an encounter with an (apparently) only slightly aggravated ring-tailed lemur.
(Do not ask me how I know, that knowledge will only worsen the encounter, because the correct evasive manoeuvre is completely counter-counter-intuitive.)
Ah, yes. You are all in for a treat in twenty years when wombats spontaneously mutate into hyper-articulate autodidacts. -Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler From 1909
Oh Percival, glad you’re back, we missed you. Or spoken as a fellow time traveler: we are going to have been having you missed.
Of course, when time travellers miss people it’s only because their dials were set wrong.
Yes, how I look forward to a variation on the same joke from PD every single time TTDB comes up. Sometimes a schtick is funny (think ZMF on Onion AV Club), but sometimes it’s just the same lame thing over and over again. This falls in the latter camp to me.
Doug is a first cousin of FRANK.
He had his front teeth knocked out by an angry zebra.
Oh wow, I am totally going to win the caption contest!
Caption for the cat and dog secret:
KKK was laugh out loud funny. Wait…