Comments on: USA Today masturbatory infographic http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 22 May 2013 07:13:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: dMc http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158932 dMc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158932 The sunglasses are the best part. That's how you know he's a cool dude just letting it all hang out. The sunglasses are the best part. That’s how you know he’s a cool dude just letting it all hang out.

]]> By: GeekMan http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158422 GeekMan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158422 :D *slow clap* :D
*slow clap*

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158424 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158424 i keep wondering what came after that, or, rather, who? i keep wondering what came after that, or, rather, who?

]]> By: gman http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158683 gman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158683 The sun's not wearing dark glasses because it's bright out, he's gone blind. The sun’s not wearing dark glasses because it’s bright out, he’s gone blind.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158939 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158939 I guess that means NASA is the king of money shots:http://rst.gsfc.nasa.gov/Sect20/solar_flares.png (SFW unless you're a star) I guess that means NASA is the king of money shots:http://rst.gsfc.nasa.gov/Sect20/solar_flares.png (SFW unless you’re a star)

]]> By: nate_freewheel http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158439 nate_freewheel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158439 Yeah, don't piss off your graphic design team... Yeah, don’t piss off your graphic design team…

]]> By: IronEdithKidd http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158441 IronEdithKidd Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158441 I'm so happy this one made it out of the submitorator. Almost as happy as that thermometer! I’m so happy this one made it out of the submitorator. Almost as happy as that thermometer!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158442 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158442 With all the wet weather here in the NE, it's not so big a worry today. But sun stroke can really beat you down if your not careful. This summer, remember to pace yourself, slow and steady wins the race. With all the wet weather here in the NE, it’s not so big a worry today. But sun stroke can really beat you down if your not careful. This summer, remember to pace yourself, slow and steady wins the race.

]]> By: semiotix http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158449 semiotix Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158449 Definitely sexual. <i>Debatably</i> masturbatory! Definitely sexual. Debatably masturbatory!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158452 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158452 :O Lisa Simpson! :O Lisa Simpson!

]]> By: DoctressJulia http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158964 DoctressJulia Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158964 I'm only commenting because when I read this it had 34 comments. Heehee! I’m only commenting because when I read this it had 34 comments. Heehee!

]]> By: Palefire http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158461 Palefire Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158461 Score. Score.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158719 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158719 All thos pesky markings. I have mine tattooed with "Welcome to Southern Maryland, Have a Nice day" All thos pesky markings. I have mine tattooed with “Welcome to Southern Maryland, Have a Nice day”

]]> By: Aargh-a-Knot http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159232 Aargh-a-Knot Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159232 Now THAT is how you "beat the heat"... Now THAT is how you “beat the heat”…

]]> By: daen http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158484 daen Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158484 So, we've had <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2011/07/01/close-up-of-a-moon-c.html">lunar porn</a>, and now solar porn. To make the set, can we please have some graphics of interstellar probes penetrating the heliosheath or plunging deep into Uranus? So, we’ve had lunar porn, and now solar porn. To make the set, can we please have some graphics of interstellar probes penetrating the heliosheath or plunging deep into Uranus?

]]> By: fr4nk http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159002 fr4nk Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159002 You beat me to it, that was the first thing I thought of as well. Just the face the sun is making... LOL. Check out the Commodore 64 "classic" here: http://girls.c64.org/a__stroker.php You beat me to it, that was the first thing I thought of as well.
Just the face the sun is making… LOL.

Check out the Commodore 64 “classic” here:
http://girls.c64.org/a__stroker.php

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159010 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159010 I hope he's using at least SPF40. I hope he’s using at least SPF40.

]]> By: Tau'ma http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158758 Tau'ma Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158758 ♫ <a href="http://youtu.be/DmwrqldUdCc">Heat Wave</A> ♫ ♫ <a href="http://youtu.be/d-lUBlbJkrQ">Ain't No Sunshine</A> ♫ ♫ Heat Wave ♫
♫ Ain’t No Sunshine ♫

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158504 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158504 "blow" i c wut u did thar “blow”

i c wut u did thar

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159539 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159539 That's a handy infographic. That’s a handy infographic.

]]> By: Trent Hawkins http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159796 Trent Hawkins Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159796 I can tell this was designed by comity and drawn by an over worked artist with a sense of humor. I can tell this was designed by comity and drawn by an over worked artist with a sense of humor.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158775 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158775 It's partly because of mirrors, but mostly so he can ogle you without you knowing. It’s partly because of mirrors, but mostly so he can ogle you without you knowing.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158526 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158526 "Here Comes The Sun" suddenly has a whole new meaning. “Here Comes The Sun” suddenly has a whole new meaning.

]]> By: blueelm http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158272 blueelm Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158272 OMG there is no way that is an accident. Some one must be laughing themselves to death at USA Today! OMG there is no way that is an accident. Some one must be laughing themselves to death at USA Today!

]]> By: Isaac http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158530 Isaac Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158530 @OldBrownSquirrel: It does give new meaning to the term "chartjunk". @OldBrownSquirrel: It does give new meaning to the term “chartjunk”.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158532 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158532 Weather is HOT, baby. The HLN weather dude was cracking me up this morning. @ 730 cst he made space launch weather sound like this infographic looks. Weather is HOT, baby. The HLN weather dude was cracking me up this morning. @ 730 cst he made space launch weather sound like this infographic looks.

]]> By: irksome http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158535 irksome Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158535 "It's raining men..!" “It’s raining men..!”

]]> By: Cydonia http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159049 Cydonia Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159049 It's hot and heavy out there today. Let's hope this systems blows over soon. God, my innuendo skills are lacking. It’s hot and heavy out there today. Let’s hope this systems blows over soon.
God, my innuendo skills are lacking.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1158282 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1158282 Danger, that thing is going to blow! I think I need those markings tattooed on my member. Danger, that thing is going to blow!

I think I need those markings tattooed on my member.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2011/07/08/usa-today-masturbato.html#comment-1159562 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1159562 A good old fashioned is perfect in any weather A good old fashioned is perfect in any weather

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