Pedobear? There's an app for that.

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The Smoking Gun reports that Pedobear has infiltrated Apple's App Store, in the form of a free app titled "Cuddle Bear." My two cents: if you're gonna do this, go all the way. The app itself is a pretty lame thing, intended to sell pedobear hats or some such nonsense. I want to see him running after innocent children in a bug-eyed gropey rage, á la Angry Birds.