The Majesty of Benny Hill

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Yesterday I posted a demonstration of the raw power of a great sword. Someone in the comments requested that the video be Benny-Hillified, and now, thanks to reader zax I can share that with you.

From zax's description of the video:

Ever wanted to see a "portly" gentleman with an awesome tache chop up pigs with a two handed sword to the theme music from benny hill? Well here it is!!

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charming.quark

Meat boots!
nixiebunny

How could the soundtrack be anything else?
jakemg

Oh my. The pauses in the music worked perfectly.

I’m still going to buy one of these in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. You need a good back up for when you run out of ammo.
- benher
  
  It sure beats the shitty knife in Black Ops…
Mister44

In my limited time on earth, I have learned Yakkity Sax can make just about anything better.
- Ambiguity
  
  In my limited time on earth, I have learned Yakkity Sax can make just about anything better.
  
  Yea. My wife and I always throw it on the CD player when, you know…
  - Eye Open Doors
    
    What during your picnic?
    - chgoliz
      
      You owe me a new keyboard!
      - Eye Open Doors
        
        http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=new+keyboard&hl=en&nord=1&prmd=ivnsu&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&ion=1&biw=1920&bih=955&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=389943317675982707&sa=X&ei=U7YfTruhCJK0sAPPl9FU&ved=0CHkQ8wIwAA
        
        Holy Moses that is a giant url
      - chgoliz
        
        Excellent! Post all you want: I’ll be ready with my indestructible-by-liquids keyboard.
  - Mister44
    
    I have never done that – but I have definitely had encounters where it would have been completely appropriate haha.
Anonymous

What this really needs is a dubstep soundtrack.
Anonymous

Benny Hill Butcher Shop!
vettekaas

I couldn’t get through the video last time. Yakkity Sax does indeed improve it palpably.
Christian Steifen

Hey, I really love the BennyHilled ColdSteelAds, but you forgot the best spot: The BMX of Bacon.

http://conspect.de/?p=76
Anonymous

This sword certainly… ‘meats’ my expectations.
InsertFingerHere

Just what every crazy penis-hacking woman needs.
freshacconci

I can now cross that off my list.
yopdiesel

Seems like a good excuse to watch the “Cautionary Tales Of Swords” mini-series for the 100th time…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI
anderalert

There is the missing female touch, of course.
(sorry)
Anonymous

Thank you. This is hilarious. Even the good folks over at PETA would chuckle.
MrsBug

Ah, that’s better! The earlier one didn’t make any sense at all.
Anonymous

Much needed improvement! Nice work!
Eye Open Doors

Uh huh-huh
Uh huh-huh

Yeah-yeah that was cool
btschimmi

I just forwarded this to my dad, because I knew that he has worked with these guys at some point.

Part of his interesting reply:

“he loved telling us how he would shoot a kangaroo in the ass and then go up and chop their head off with a machete !”
Anonymous

Saw the original and couldn’t help myself. Quick and dirty loike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ