By Dean Putney at 9:17 am Thu, Jul 14, 2011
Yesterday I posted a demonstration of the raw power of a great sword. Someone in the comments requested that the video be Benny-Hillified, and now, thanks to reader zax I can share that with you.
From zax's description of the video:
Ever wanted to see a "portly" gentleman with an awesome tache chop up pigs with a two handed sword to the theme music from benny hill? Well here it is!!
How could the soundtrack be anything else?
Oh my. The pauses in the music worked perfectly.
I’m still going to buy one of these in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. You need a good back up for when you run out of ammo.
It sure beats the shitty knife in Black Ops…
In my limited time on earth, I have learned Yakkity Sax can make just about anything better.
Yea. My wife and I always throw it on the CD player when, you know…
What during your picnic?
You owe me a new keyboard!
Holy Moses that is a giant url
Excellent! Post all you want: I’ll be ready with my indestructible-by-liquids keyboard.
I have never done that – but I have definitely had encounters where it would have been completely appropriate haha.
What this really needs is a dubstep soundtrack.
Benny Hill Butcher Shop!
I couldn’t get through the video last time. Yakkity Sax does indeed improve it palpably.
This sword certainly… ‘meats’ my expectations.
Just what every crazy penis-hacking woman needs.
I can now cross that off my list.
Seems like a good excuse to watch the “Cautionary Tales Of Swords” mini-series for the 100th time…
Thank you. This is hilarious. Even the good folks over at PETA would chuckle.
Ah, that’s better! The earlier one didn’t make any sense at all.
Much needed improvement! Nice work!
Yeah-yeah that was cool
Saw the original and couldn’t help myself. Quick and dirty loike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ
There is the missing female touch, of course.
I just forwarded this to my dad, because I knew that he has worked with these guys at some point.
Part of his interesting reply:
“he loved telling us how he would shoot a kangaroo in the ass and then go up and chop their head off with a machete !”
Hey, I really love the BennyHilled ColdSteelAds, but you forgot the best spot: The BMX of Bacon.
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