The whole town ("kit and kaboodle!") of Scenic, South Dakota is up for sale, for the asking price of USD800,000. Dave Olsen, a local realtor, has put the town up for sale, including its two jails (one still fit for use!), train depot, museum, dance hall, saloon and bunkhouse. Also, there's DSL.
46-Acres (approximately 12 acres in town-lots & 34 acres surrounding) U.S Post Office Land Lease…..Longhorn Fuel & Food Convenience Store, World Famous Longhorn Saloon, Very Large Dance Hall with basketball court, Large Museum with knotty pine interiors, Bunkhouse sleeps 8-10, 2 freestanding Retail Stores, Historic Train Depot, One Working Jail, One Abandoned Historic Jail, Many Out-Buildings, Residence Home, Residence Modular Home.
Township of Scenic, SD
Governing Boards:
Volunteer Fire Department
Community Board
Township Board
Departments:
Scenic Water Department (Rural Water System)
Fees: $15/mo Water for home, hydrant , store, hookup
$ 6/mo Sewer for home, store, hookup (sewer is piped to a lagoon located on the north side of town)
Utilities:
Township Sewer & Water
Golden West (Electricity, Telephone & DSL)
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Got $799,000? You could buy a town in South Dakota (CNN)
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Establish rogue state.
???
Profit.
this is awesome!
What’s in that lagoon?
Did you not read? poop.
Whats not in the lagoon?
lagoon is a $h1t hole
This could be your Galt’s Gulch guys. Put up or shut up.
If you have money to burn, you could easily buy one of South Dakota’s two senate seats for $800,000.
HBO should buy and bring back Deadwood.
…You do realize that Deadwood is still there? Scenic isn’t even in the Hills.
Google maps:
http://goo.gl/hLDeS
Street view available!
The opportunities to run a fetish resort are considerable.
Not as much as here.
Incidentally I think it would be better if links could have a style distinct from normal text.
At long last, my search is finally over!
Now this is crazy. I’ve been to this very saloon about 20 years ago. Nice town, and as the name implies – very scenic.
Oh, man! if i had that kinda scratch, i’d totally do it.
Which is probably why you don’t…
Main St. becomes “Bombing Range Rd.” as you leave town to the south. What a great setting for a weird tale.
How cold does it get there? And is the palce under snow more then not?
I could buy 46 acres and build the place for a lot less then 799,000.And would have trees sprouting up in the buildings.
Yeah but replicating that ghost-town ambience is not cheap my entrepenurial friend.
Wouldn’t dam it ,wouldn’t have trees sprouting up.
looks like the perfect place to build my life-size replica of Serenity.
Didn’t Charlie Manson start at something like this?
Damn it! And to think I just spent my last dime on another stinking condo in LA.
owning a ghost town would be cool if you could tax ghost.
Am I going to be the only one here who wants to turn it into a steampunk Wild Wild West? Think of the conventions!
Joss Whedon should buy this and bring back Firefly!