MySpace home page goes down; internet fails to care

CNET reports that visitors to the once-dominant, now-pathetic social networking site Myspace.com were tonight greeted by a mostly blank page with the browser title bar reading "All is wrong :(" where "MySpace" would typically appear.

In the upper left of the normally vibrant page was the message: "We messed up our code so bad that even puppies and kittens may be in danger. Please turn back …now." It was followed up with the message, "* Have your pet spayed or neutered" in the lower right.