By Mark Frauenfelder at 8:58 am Tue, Aug 16, 2011
Why settle for an ordinary thermal urinal fly when you can have a thermal urinal Brundle-fly? (by Trevor Elliott, via Book of Joe)
“In males there is a deep-seated instinct to aim at genetically altered monsters.”
Or to pee on Jeff Goldblum.
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Gaah! It’s hideous! I’d have to stand there for hours to pee that horrible face away and reveal the more pleasant one beneath it!
Now let’s say a stream of urine falls on a urinal puck, which way is that stream going to roll off?
And now I’m by myself, talking to myself… That’s chaos theory.
Hmm, if you pee long enough, does Laura Dern emerge Venus-like from the urinal?
The target-of-choice possibilities raised by this new technology will make many consider installing urinals at home.
And then, when you least expect it, JEFF GOLDBLUM!
Dammit, first he was watching me poop, and now he’s going to watch me pee too?!
“I will say now, however objectively, that human urination…is inherently purging. It makes a man a king.”
It’s good to be the king. Oh, piss-boy!
They should make these concave at the perfect angle to reflect the pee right back onto an unsuspecting guy’s pant leg.
I also want one of these with a supermodel that slowly turns her eyes into Steve Buscem-eyes as you pee on her.
Plus, I just like peeing on supermodels. Been there. Done that. Never gets old.
Pee afraid. Pee very afraid
“Drink deep or taste not the plasma spring!” – Seth Brundle
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