Thermal urinal Brundle-fly

Why settle for an ordinary thermal urinal fly when you can have a thermal urinal Brundle-fly? (by Trevor Elliott, via Book of Joe)

• [John TheBadger]

  “In males there is a deep-seated instinct to aim at genetically altered monsters.”

  • [Lobster]

    Or to pee on Jeff Goldblum. 

• [Max Hodges]

  available from White Rabbit Express

  http://whiterabbitexpress.com/thermal-urinal-fly/

• [hassenpfeffer]

  Gaah! It’s hideous! I’d have to stand there for hours to pee that horrible face away and reveal the more pleasant one beneath it!

• [Gutierrez]

  Now let’s say a stream of urine falls on a urinal puck, which way is that stream going to roll off?  

  And now I’m by myself, talking to myself…  That’s chaos theory.

  • [hassenpfeffer]

    Hmm, if you pee long enough, does Laura Dern emerge Venus-like from the urinal?

• [Utenzil]

  The target-of-choice possibilities raised by this new technology will make many consider installing urinals at home.

• [Bucket]

  And then, when you least expect it, JEFF GOLDBLUM!

• [CthuluJones]

  Dammit, first he was watching me poop, and now he’s going to watch me pee too?!

• [planettom]

  “I will say now, however objectively, that human urination…is inherently purging. It makes a man a king.”

  • [Bruce Diamond]

    It’s good to be the king. Oh, piss-boy!

• [awjt]

  They should make these concave at the perfect angle to reflect the pee right back onto an unsuspecting guy’s pant leg.

• [awjt]

  I also want one of these with a supermodel that slowly turns her eyes into Steve Buscem-eyes as you pee on her.

• [awjt]

  Plus, I just like peeing on supermodels.  Been there.  Done that.  Never gets old.

• [Matthew Weir]

  Pee afraid. Pee very afraid

• [Trevor Elliott]

  “Drink deep or taste not the plasma spring!” – Seth Brundle