Friars at the church San Salvator al Monte in Florence, Italy were so angry at a thief who snatched a rare bible from the pulpit, and a replacement too, that they asked God punish the crook with diarrhea. From The Guardian:
In a note, pinned up in full view of worshippers, the friars say they hope the thief sees the error of his ways. But in case he does not, they add: "We pray to God that the thief is struck by a strong bout of the shits."
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