HOWTO make a metapizza out of pizza-flavored snack items

Kari Schuster constructed a "pizza" out of pizza-flavored snack-foods harvested from gas-stations and grocery stores. The process stained her fingers orange and clogged her nostrils with the "gentle aroma of fake cheese and tomato." She claims it was delicious.

It occurred to me that up until now I had been limiting myself to pizza only in its natural state. It was obvious what I had to do next — find as many pizza-flavored items as I could and turn them into a pizza.[Editor's note: Sweet Jesus.]

Eat —> I’ve Never Meta-Pizza I Didn’t Like (via Neatorama)

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Boomer

I had to take an extra Plavix from looking at the picture.
travtastic

I feel like BB is having some kind of contest to see what recipe can destroy my appetite the fastest.
vijay1988

It seems very delicious.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Geoffrey-Holtby/90404600 Geoffrey Holtby

Well that’s fairly terrifying.
hukes

Wouldn’t a metapizza be constructed with pizza?
- blueelm
  
  “Wouldn’t a metapizza be constructed with pizza?”
  
  I believe irony suffices.
digi_owl

*squeaky turtle voice* PIZZA!
cservant

Don’t you feel sick just looking at that?
http://www.nathanhornby.com/ Nathan Hornby

I imagine it being delicious as a party snack; I wouldn’t want a whole one though…
http://doran.pacifist.net/ Doran

Thanks! You just saved me a few bucks since I know longer have any desire to eat breakfast.
Ivan Knezevic

What was accomplished?
Zavorio

This is so American it hurts my eyes.
thebelgianpanda

I gotta say I do really enjoy when people do things like this, just to see if they can do them. Why make a meta-pizza out of junk food ingredients? Because it’s there!

(though I would never actually eat it :D)
Cowicide

Looks like a toxic spill on a plate.
http://twitter.com/writebastard Ian Wood

my heart just stoppe
bocomo

ten year old bocomo would have loved this

mid thirties bocomo thinks this is a bad idea
grs

Back in my pot smoking days, I would probably have eaten 4 of these in a sitting.
EarthtoGeoff

Ever notice how blatent junk food calls it “pizza” flavored and
supposedly healthier food (ie Triscuits) calls it “sundried tomato”
flavored? After a grueling yet not wholly unenjoyable taste test I can
confirm *SPOILER* they’re definitely the same.

In the words of Mitch Hedberg regarding butter’s superiority to margarine, “I saw through the bullshit.”
fuzzmello

ewww. no pork rinds? how gauche.
hohum

I knew all of those things existed, except for the ‘pizza hummus.’ Yikes.