Polish Spiderman is kind of a dick


29 Responses to “Polish Spiderman is kind of a dick”

  1. quitterjunior says:

    Wait till you see German Superman…who is first?

  2. peteywheats says:

    Who is playing the spiderman theme? I must have it.

  3. Cory Doctorow for OASIS User Council President!

  4. BarBarSeven says:

    If Germany invaded Poland again just to get this guy it would be excessive but understandable.

  5. bellebouche says:

    The use of ‘terrorizes’ is so very American.

    I suspect this character is probably more of a minor irritation

  6. Doran says:

    Seriously, I wait for the day when this is actually significant.

  7. L_Mariachi says:

    Poles appear to be extremely tolerant. Here, that guy would get his ass kicked in about three minutes.

  8. Mister44 says:

    Jackassery: The International Language

    @boingboing-88479e328a8633f54e9c667651832fbc:disqus When not being occupied by Nazis, the Pole are really laid back people. Their main hobbies include trying to surpass the Czech Republic for most beer drank per capita. 

    But they will never succeed! Can I get a “hell yeah” from my Bohemian brothers?

  9. eric Francis says:

    Im sorry but i chuckled, more than once

  10. RaduRomaniuc says:

    The Romanian Spider Man is a spider who behaves like a man, gets drunk, abuses wife&kids, then vomits on the dog. Etc. But just like the regular, real super-heroes, he wears his underwear over the pants. 

  11. Kimmo says:

    This guy became Spider Man when a spider bit him on the eyeball, and the venom went through his optic nerve and necrotised his brain.

  12. jackie31337 says:

    I had to share this with a Polish colleague of mine. We both agreed that the best part was when Spiderman got scared away by the lady who was going to hit him with her purse.

  13. Snig says:

    He is neither friendly nor neighborly.

  14. Guest says:

    Spiderman, Spiderman,
    Runs around with a silly string can
    Throws spaghetti, in your eyes,
    Middle aged waist, a bit wide
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spiderman.

  15. nanuq says:

    The “cease and desist” letters from Marvel’s legal department must have driven him insane.

  16. Tunacorn says:

    Kind of?? 

  17. David Hart says:

    you’d be a dick too if when being a child, you had witnessed with your own eyes the fact your parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected your strong desire of revenging your parents….

    • Jose says:

      I think you’re getting your super dudes confused….

      Polish Spider Guy really brings new meaning to the phrase “with great power comes great responsibility.”  I guess with mediocre power comes a “fuck it” attitude.

      • selfsimilar says:

        I think David was referring to this - http://boingboing.net/2011/08/22/a-chinese-version-of-batmans-origins.html

  18. Little did he know that the man emerging from the porta-potty would then be angry enough to attend Octopus Medical School, becoming one of the great villains of all time…

  19. ill lich says:

    “With great power comes great responsibility.”

    Agreed.  And this guy has no real power and is completely irresponsible, which maybe proves the maxim (or maybe not.)

    It was mildly funny though.

  20. Cicada Mania says:

    Is that Oakland rapper V-Nasty in the yellow shirt?

  21. Gulliver says:

    Where’s the Green Goblin when you need him?

  22. blueelm says:

    I just noticed that it’s typically the women who go after him. Probably a good idea not to mess with the women in Poland I guess. My favorite is definitely the lady who swung her purse at him.

  23. He reminds me the spanish Fat Spiderman from Plaza Mayor in Madrid: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=58416272966&v=photos


    He’s a quite famous character, who has been there for years.

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