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Polish Spiderman is kind of a dick

Cory Doctorow at 9:34 pm Wed, Aug 24, 2011

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A slightly podgy fellow who dresses like a low-rent Spiderman terrorizes Warsaw with silly string and ill-advised climbing stunts.

Polish Spiderman Wreaks Havoc (via Neatorama)

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  • quitterjunior

    Wait till you see German Superman…who is first?

  • peteywheats

    Who is playing the spiderman theme? I must have it.

    • iandberg

      I think the theme is the one the Electric Company used (the kids’ show in the 70s)

      • http://twitter.com/petdance Andy Lester

        Yes, it is.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTm-RapqsOw

  • http://www.facebook.com/gypsycrow Jonathan Crow

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  • BarBarSeven

    If Germany invaded Poland again just to get this guy it would be excessive but understandable.

  • bellebouche

    The use of ‘terrorizes’ is so very American.

    I suspect this character is probably more of a minor irritation

  • http://doran.pacifist.net/ Doran

    Seriously, I wait for the day when this is actually significant.

  • L_Mariachi

    Poles appear to be extremely tolerant. Here, that guy would get his ass kicked in about three minutes.

  • Mister44

    Jackassery: The International Language

    @boingboing-88479e328a8633f54e9c667651832fbc:disqus When not being occupied by Nazis, the Pole are really laid back people. Their main hobbies include trying to surpass the Czech Republic for most beer drank per capita. 

    But they will never succeed! Can I get a “hell yeah” from my Bohemian brothers?

  • eric Francis

    Im sorry but i chuckled, more than once

    • Paool

      Don’t feel bad, I laughed my ass off. I love his mad dash away from the cops, he runs funny :D

  • RaduRomaniuc

    The Romanian Spider Man is a spider who behaves like a man, gets drunk, abuses wife&kids, then vomits on the dog. Etc. But just like the regular, real super-heroes, he wears his underwear over the pants. 

  • http://disqus.com/Kimmoth/ Kimmo

    This guy became Spider Man when a spider bit him on the eyeball, and the venom went through his optic nerve and necrotised his brain.

  • jackie31337

    I had to share this with a Polish colleague of mine. We both agreed that the best part was when Spiderman got scared away by the lady who was going to hit him with her purse.

  • Snig

    He is neither friendly nor neighborly.

  • Guest

    Spiderman, Spiderman,
    Runs around with a silly string can
    Throws spaghetti, in your eyes,
    Middle aged waist, a bit wide
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spiderman.

  • nanuq

    The “cease and desist” letters from Marvel’s legal department must have driven him insane.

  • http://twitter.com/sothisisithuh Steve Smith

    i LOLed. but i still prefer italian spiderman
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

  • Tunacorn

    Kind of?? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hart/607879634 David Hart

    you’d be a dick too if when being a child, you had witnessed with your own eyes the fact your parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected your strong desire of revenging your parents….

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZH5LQHHJPERMWNVHCR2Y5GRHHE Jose

      I think you’re getting your super dudes confused….

      Polish Spider Guy really brings new meaning to the phrase “with great power comes great responsibility.”  I guess with mediocre power comes a “fuck it” attitude.

      • selfsimilar

        I think David was referring to this - http://boingboing.net/2011/08/22/a-chinese-version-of-batmans-origins.html

  • http://pileofnearmisses.tumblr.com pileofnearmisses

    Little did he know that the man emerging from the porta-potty would then be angry enough to attend Octopus Medical School, becoming one of the great villains of all time…

  • ill lich

    “With great power comes great responsibility.”

    Agreed.  And this guy has no real power and is completely irresponsible, which maybe proves the maxim (or maybe not.)

    It was mildly funny though.

  • http://twitter.com/cicadamania Cicada Mania

    Is that Oakland rapper V-Nasty in the yellow shirt?

  • Gulliver

    Where’s the Green Goblin when you need him?

  • blueelm

    I just noticed that it’s typically the women who go after him. Probably a good idea not to mess with the women in Poland I guess. My favorite is definitely the lady who swung her purse at him.

  • http://twitter.com/camiloenmadrid Juan Camilo Cano

    He reminds me the spanish Fat Spiderman from Plaza Mayor in Madrid: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=58416272966&v=photos

    http://youtu.be/WFK68rKFr2M

    He’s a quite famous character, who has been there for years.