Polish Spiderman is kind of a dick

A slightly podgy fellow who dresses like a low-rent Spiderman terrorizes Warsaw with silly string and ill-advised climbing stunts.

Polish Spiderman Wreaks Havoc (via Neatorama)


  1. If Germany invaded Poland again just to get this guy it would be excessive but understandable.

  2. The use of ‘terrorizes’ is so very American.

    I suspect this character is probably more of a minor irritation

  3. Poles appear to be extremely tolerant. Here, that guy would get his ass kicked in about three minutes.

  4. Jackassery: The International Language

    @boingboing-88479e328a8633f54e9c667651832fbc:disqus When not being occupied by Nazis, the Pole are really laid back people. Their main hobbies include trying to surpass the Czech Republic for most beer drank per capita. 

    But they will never succeed! Can I get a “hell yeah” from my Bohemian brothers?

  5. The Romanian Spider Man is a spider who behaves like a man, gets drunk, abuses wife&kids, then vomits on the dog. Etc. But just like the regular, real super-heroes, he wears his underwear over the pants. 

  6. This guy became Spider Man when a spider bit him on the eyeball, and the venom went through his optic nerve and necrotised his brain.

  7. I had to share this with a Polish colleague of mine. We both agreed that the best part was when Spiderman got scared away by the lady who was going to hit him with her purse.

  8. Spiderman, Spiderman,
    Runs around with a silly string can
    Throws spaghetti, in your eyes,
    Middle aged waist, a bit wide
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spiderman.

  9. you’d be a dick too if when being a child, you had witnessed with your own eyes the fact your parents of millionaire were killed cruelly, so affected your strong desire of revenging your parents….

    1. I think you’re getting your super dudes confused….

      Polish Spider Guy really brings new meaning to the phrase “with great power comes great responsibility.”  I guess with mediocre power comes a “fuck it” attitude.

      1. I think David was referring to this – http://boingboing.net/2011/08/22/a-chinese-version-of-batmans-origins.html

  10. Little did he know that the man emerging from the porta-potty would then be angry enough to attend Octopus Medical School, becoming one of the great villains of all time…

  11. “With great power comes great responsibility.”

    Agreed.  And this guy has no real power and is completely irresponsible, which maybe proves the maxim (or maybe not.)

    It was mildly funny though.

  12. I just noticed that it’s typically the women who go after him. Probably a good idea not to mess with the women in Poland I guess. My favorite is definitely the lady who swung her purse at him.

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