Insane tabloid headline about little person porn star killed by animal

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A coup of tabloid headline writing, from the UK rag The Sunday Sport. The backstory, from BuzzFeed:

Percy Foster was a 3-foot-6-inch dwarf who starred in the UK porno "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go." He bore an uncanny resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Welsh agriculture officials discovered Foster's body in an underground chamber…

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