Barely Feral: a porn site for cats by cats

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25 Responses to “Barely Feral: a porn site for cats by cats”

  1. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Kudos to whoever created a Tumblr layout that requires you to mouseover and use your down arrow simultaneously to get to the bottom of the page.

    • penguinchris says:

      It’s not the worst tumblr layout I’ve seen, but it is pretty awful. I don’t understand why people choose layouts that hide the images or otherwise make them difficult to see… on a site that is primarily about sharing images.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        Clearly, you are unfit to be a hipster.

      • BarBarSeven says:

        Because a lot of Tumblr layouts are designed by folks who barely understand the concept of real-world usage and basically just pile on whatever jQuery/HTML5/CSS3 nonsense they come across, make sure it looks good on one browser (aka: the one they are using) and then launch it to the world.  HOORAY!

        Seriously, I would find a site like this purrrfect, but the layout as it is, is simply a cat-astrophe.

    • camtron9000 says:

      Lame. I have been doing this for several months. Except I photoshop them and make them better. It was based off of an idea I had in college for the newspaper I managed. We featured a full centerfold spread of my cat. This was in 2003.

      If you want to see REAL, AUTHENTIC kitty porn, I suggest you visit kittypr0n.tumblr.com – otherwise you are just settling for imitators.

  2. dw_funk says:

    Tumblr success in four steps:

    Step 1: High-concept title and theme
    Step 2: Slap on a fancy layout and hope for blog attention
    Step 3: ?????
    Step 4: PROFIT!!

  3. Blunderbutt says:

    My new alternate history novel focuses on the revolutionary question: “What if there never was a porn site designed by cats for cats?”

    I’ll be looking forward to your Kickstarter donations.

  4. ackpht says:

    I thought kitty porn was illegal…

  5. noah django says:

    Barely Feral?  Man, I used to love him in Jane’s Addiction.

  6. grimc says:

    A cat would never be able to design a porn site because it’d be too distracted by the mouse.

    AHAHAHAHAHAhahah…ha…ahem. Well, somebody had to say it.

  7. If cat porn were real it would have to be smell, touch, and sound oriented. My spayed cat sometimes humps my ankle if she’s had some catnip. The big boar bristle brush seems to excite her too.

    Here’s some NSFW cougar love, notice the mating call and the scent mark sniff. This is cat porn at it’s best.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmIQebjVTT4

  8. Guest says:

    All I see are a lot of cats “playing the cello”

  9. Guest says:

    Also, that site is the cat’s ass.

    Yep. Went there.

  10. MarcVader says:

    This is not really porn! It’s more of a feline erotica thing. That being said, I like it.

  11. Glippiglop says:

    You know there’s something wrong with you when… 
      You get caught looking for the hardcore section of a cat porn site.

  12. Guest says:

    Talk about anthropomorphism….

  13. Gary Smith says:

    This site is full of cat-ass-trophies!

  14. camtron9000 says:

    Lame. I have been doing this for several months. Except I photoshop them and make them better. It was based off of an idea I had in college for the newspaper I managed. We featured a full centerfold spread of my cat. This was in 2003.

    If you want to see REAL, AUTHENTIC kitty porn, I suggest you visit kittypr0n.tumblr.com  – otherwise you are just settling for imitators.

  15. samovar100 says:

    Apparently we all have way too much time on our hands. :)

  16. Brainspore says:

    That site is nothing but a collection of pussy shots.

    (Yeah, I used the same joke twice in one week. That’s what you get when you keep writing posts about kitties in nude/erotic context.)

  17. Jay Levitt says:

    What’s old is new again! There was a site kittyporn dot com in the ’90s with exactly the same concept; unfortunately, it looks like even the Internet Archive doesn’t have it anymore.

  18. Paul Renault says:

    Oh, how I wish I had kept every copy of Playboar I purchased….

  19. Jay Braver says:

    Not near as funny as Pussy Cat Lovers: they sell cats with human vajayjays. http://PussyCatLovers.com

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