Comments on: Child finds jar of fingers http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 18 May 2013 18:03:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Spriggan_Prime http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226361 Spriggan_Prime Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226361 "DRAMATIZED  for LIFE!" Heh. “DRAMATIZED  for LIFE!”

Heh.

]]> By: cdh1971 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226175 cdh1971 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226175 This is outrageous! What was that man thinking? He should have KNOWN that a CHILD might find this some day and be DRAMATIZED  for LIFE!! This is outrageous! What was that man thinking? He should have KNOWN that a CHILD might find this some day and be DRAMATIZED  for LIFE!!

]]> By: hobomike http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226160 hobomike Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:55:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226160 Somebody put a taste on it! Somebody put a taste on it!

]]> By: Charlie B http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226000 Charlie B Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1226000 My grandfather did the same thing with my uncle's toe, when a cow stepped on it in the 30s.  My mom pointed out where the mason jar is buried day before yesterday! My grandfather did the same thing with my uncle’s toe, when a cow stepped on it in the 30s.  My mom pointed out where the mason jar is buried day before yesterday!

]]> By: Flashman http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225812 Flashman Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225812 Doigt? Doigt?

]]> By: Aknaton http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225660 Aknaton Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:25:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225660 Hey baby, I want your digits. But not, y'know, in a jar and stuff. Hey baby, I want your digits. But not, y’know, in a jar and stuff.

]]> By: cegev http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225584 cegev Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:57:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225584 Interestingly enough, we've been searching for an alleged jar of fingers near our cabin that was apparently put there for much the same reasons. Interestingly enough, we’ve been searching for an alleged jar of fingers near our cabin that was apparently put there for much the same reasons.

]]> By: PhosPhorious http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225515 PhosPhorious Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:28:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225515 <i>. . . his fingers could not be surgically reattached so the carpenter put them in a jar full of alcohol and buried them near his home. . . </i> For the life of me, I am unable to reconstruct his thought process here.  You might say he has me stumped. . . . his fingers could not be surgically reattached so the carpenter put them in a jar full of alcohol and buried them near his home. . .

For the life of me, I am unable to reconstruct his thought process here. 

You might say he has me stumped.

]]> By: dross1260 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225426 dross1260 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:49:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225426 My favorite McDonald's is by there: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Chilly-Mazarin,+France+mcdonalds&hl=en&ll=48.715817,2.298457&spn=0.000979,0.003082&sll=48.705134,2.310271&sspn=0.062647,0.131836&vpsrc=6&gl=us&t=h&fll=48.715799,2.299061&fspn=0.000979,0.00206&z=19 My favorite McDonald’s is by there: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Chilly-Mazarin,+France+mcdonalds&hl=en&ll=48.715817,2.298457&spn=0.000979,0.003082&sll=48.705134,2.310271&sspn=0.062647,0.131836&vpsrc=6&gl=us&t=h&fll=48.715799,2.299061&fspn=0.000979,0.00206&z=19

]]> By: mccrum http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225400 mccrum Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:38:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225400 Hey Carl, since you accidentally cut off those fingers at work we have two options: 1 - We got to the hospital, but they'll probably keep them since worker's comp is a scam we haven't gotten involved with here, 2 - Some Bactine and you get to keep them to bury in the yard. It's your call, but keep in mind that if you choose option 1 it'll affect your Christmas bonus. Hey Carl, since you accidentally cut off those fingers at work we have two options:
1 – We got to the hospital, but they’ll probably keep them since worker’s comp is a scam we haven’t gotten involved with here,
2 – Some Bactine and you get to keep them to bury in the yard.

It’s your call, but keep in mind that if you choose option 1 it’ll affect your Christmas bonus.

]]> By: CharredBarn http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225382 CharredBarn Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:27:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225382 They should tip the finder with the thumb. They should tip the finder with the thumb.

]]> By: Guest http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225296 Guest Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:21:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225296 one mans trash is another mans treasure one mans trash is another mans treasure

]]> By: bcsizemo http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225290 bcsizemo Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225290 I just wondered why bury them? I know I would probably keep a body part like that, but put it in the back of the closet, not bury it in the back yard...? I just wondered why bury them?

I know I would probably keep a body part like that, but put it in the back of the closet, not bury it in the back yard…?

]]> By: herrnichte http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225240 herrnichte Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225240 matthew 18:8 (or mark 9:43 if you'd rather)  "if your hand or your foot offend you, cut them off, and cast them from you: it is better for you to enter into life maimed or crippled, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire."   ...as is often the case the key to everlasting fun is fanatical interpretation matthew 18:8 (or mark 9:43 if you’d rather)  “if your hand or your foot offend you, cut them off, and cast them from you: it is better for you to enter into life maimed or crippled, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.”   …as is often the case the key to everlasting fun is fanatical interpretation

]]> By: Huwman http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225238 Huwman Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/2011/09/26/child-finds-jar-of-fingers.html#comment-1225238 I thought alcohol might  be involved. A bit surprised it was only as a preservative though. I thought alcohol might  be involved. A bit surprised it was only as a preservative though.

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