Mystery hit-and-run enema

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43 Responses to “Mystery hit-and-run enema”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Intestinal surgery is not fun. Pulling a stunt like that isn’t just creepy, it could have been life-threatening.

    Also, shouldn’t that be “s**t-and-run”?

  2. jowlsey says:

    Cory, I think you’re missing a surgery in this one.  Why not  fix it and then delete this?

  3. Chevan says:

    My first guess was this was a cover for someone else rifling through his stuff for valuables.

  4. Listener43 says:

    I’m fairly certain the cops will get her in the end.

  5. Teirhan says:

    This is super creepy.

  6. dcsiszer says:

    I hope your first guess is correct, any other explanation would be disturbing

  7. Tyler Roy-Hart says:

    just another Frank Zappa fan, I think

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRvR2oF3FQ

  8. Stefan Jones says:

    The truth will be flushed out eventually.

  9. Nathan Villaescusa says:

    Sounds almost exactly like the plot of Nip/Tuck S5E4 where “The Stooler sexually violates patients by posing as a proctologist.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058356/

  10. StAlfongzo says:

     Ohh! The Illinois Enema Bandit!

    Paging Michael Kenyon!

  11. beemoh says:

    Christ, what an asshole.

  12. Guest says:

    There are worse ways of being cleaned out.

    Jokes aside, I would be interested to know if/how she knew he had had intestinal surgery.  Just an odd kwinky-dink?

  13. Huwman says:

    It could just be an honest mistake. Sometimes that happens when people are getting a little behind in their work.

  14. Andy Simmons says:

    Presuming that the enema was seen to completion, wouldn’t that more accurately be described as a “shit-and-run”?

  15. Palomino says:

    “Intestinal” = Ambiguous. 
    Intestinal is can be and is defined as the open system between the mouth  and anus, sometimes refereed to as the  alimentary canal.

    “Surgery” = Ambiguous
    Major. Minor. Surgery refers only to physically altering any tissues of the body, it doesn’t have to be internal.  

    “His Doctor” = Ambiguous
    The surgeon? The attending? The ordering? The surgery center? The anesthesiologist? His P.C.P,? His G.I.?

    ‘Enema” = Ambiguous
    Based on the time period, it was a simple and harmless Fleet.

    I believe this was probably for some type of minor surgery that required some form of enema. Since the patient is blind, a visiting nurse was ordered. I believe someone got the date wrong and the nurse showed up on the wrong day. And, if it was “obvious” that he had surgery, she probably would have said, “Oh, I see you’ve already had the surgery, never mind”. And Sunday makes sense too, if the date was incorrect and set for Monday.

    More info please.

  16. InsertFingerHere says:

    If yer into that sorta shit, I would imagine this is like winning the lotto.

  17. Palomino says:

    So can we all agree and call this a “Fleeting Enema”?

  18. frankieboy says:

    with enemas like that who needs friends?
    keep your friends close, but your enemas closer?
    frenemies?

  19. Jose says:

    On the Sonoma Sheriff’s Most Wanted List, this woman is now Public Enema #1.

  20. Alan Olsen says:

    Prediction: This will be made into a movie for Lifetime called “Enema Mine”.

  21. SamSam says:

    Folks, it’s not necessary to turn this incident into the butt of your jokes…

  22. Deidzoeb says:

    His visual impairment is so bad, he didn’t notice the camera. Film at 11.

  23. The “Sonoma Enema”. Listen to it. How it sounds in your mouth. You can’t make that up.

  24. Stefan Jones says:

    The untold story: The victim’s next-door neighbor wondering why the always-reliable Home Enema Service lady didn’t make her appointment.

  25. moioci says:

    Sounds like the Candygram people have joined the race to the bottom.

  26. sam1148 says:

    Came for Zappa references, leaving satisfied. 

  27. KBert says:

    Mysterious enemas, toe suckers, I give up…

  28. Charlie B says:

    SanDeE*: So, what do you think?

    Harris: I think it was a total washout.

    SanDeE*: God, it really clears out your head.

    Harris: Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they’re doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.

  29. BBNinja says:

    @Huwman: Lol, best comment so far :P

  30. equilibrist says:

    Came here to say this:  Michelle Kenyon

  31. Romeo Vitelli says:

    Are we sure this story isn’t a hoax?  I’m finding it hard to believe that anyone, visually impaired or not, would allow a perfect stranger to administer an enema without asking some pointed questions about who sent her. 

  32. ajcarr says:

    Sounds like a Zappa fan who got rather obsessed with the Illinois Enema Bandit song.

  33. voiceinthedistance says:

    At least the door to door prostate exam people take up less of your valuable time.  I rarely find it worth the effort to argue with them, and it’s over and they are on their way in a minute or less.  This is a whole other matter.  Normally, the ends justify the memes, but not in this case.

  34. rattypilgrim says:

    This is a mystery wrapped in an enema.

  35. 0liv says:

    …can’t describe his ass-ailant?

  36. Culturedropout says:

    Perfectly lovely _without_ pictures.  

  37. Guest says:

    Whoa… interesting.

  38. anderalert says:

    Who goes there? Friend or enema?!

  39. niktemadur says:

    This being in a hospital, a super-specific paraphilia popped to mind:  barium enemas.

  40. petr says:

    that’s like the guy in Canada a couple years back going door to door offering a free breast examination.  And a number of women complied.  He was eventually caught. Though I think the fact that he offered to do it absolutely free should have raised suspicions.

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