Flowbee, or not Flowbee?

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15 Responses to “Flowbee, or not Flowbee?”

  1. what’s wrong with scissors?

  2. Stonewalker says:

    I had a flowbee cut for the first 13 or so years of my life… my dad loved the flowbee.  When I have kids, I’m totally getting a flowbee.

    “It sucks…. and it cuts!”

  3. flosofl says:

    It’s sucking my will to live!

  4. Doug Nelson says:

    So if you hook up your Flowbee to your Dyson vacuum does your hair disappear into a TV marketing black hole?

  5. pjcamp says:

    Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

      If all your hair is the same length, it’s called a radial cut and it’s the exact opposite of Moe Howard’s hair.

  6. Rotwang says:

     I love the Flowbee because it turns everyone into Laurie Anderson.

  7. teapot says:

    Wayne’s World totally ruined this product’s legitimacy forever.

  8. Paddy Fahey says:

    “Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length”

    With deft use of the various attachments, I get a passable “Eraserhead” look

  9. Darren Prentice says:

    I’ve been using the flowbee for years now, highly recommend this amazing DIY haircutting device.

  10. Jamie Sue says:

    Where can I buy one!!!   I want to vacuum cut the dog.

  11. Amphigorey says:

    “I pretty much have that kind of trendy haircut!”

  12. Brainspore says:

    This pretty much summarizes my feelings about the Flowbee.

  13. Garnett Schuyler says:

    I know a guy who used to do this to people who passed out at parties.

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