Xeni Jardin at 11:28 am Tue, Oct 11, 2011
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what’s wrong with scissors?
I had a flowbee cut for the first 13 or so years of my life… my dad loved the flowbee. When I have kids, I’m totally getting a flowbee.
“It sucks…. and it cuts!”
It certainly does suck.
It’s sucking my will to live!
So if you hook up your Flowbee to your Dyson vacuum does your hair disappear into a TV marketing black hole?
Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.
If all your hair is the same length, it’s called a radial cut and it’s the exact opposite of Moe Howard’s hair.
I love the Flowbee because it turns everyone into Laurie Anderson.
Wayne’s World totally ruined this product’s legitimacy forever.
“Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length”
With deft use of the various attachments, I get a passable “Eraserhead” look
I’ve been using the flowbee for years now, highly recommend this amazing DIY haircutting device.
Where can I buy one!!! I want to vacuum cut the dog.
“I pretty much have that kind of trendy haircut!”
This pretty much summarizes my feelings about the Flowbee.
I know a guy who used to do this to people who passed out at parties.
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