Flowbee, or not Flowbee?

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• [Christian Buchner]

  what’s wrong with scissors?

• [Stonewalker]

  I had a flowbee cut for the first 13 or so years of my life… my dad loved the flowbee.  When I have kids, I’m totally getting a flowbee.

  “It sucks…. and it cuts!”

  • [RadioSilence]

    It certainly does suck.

• [flosofl]

  It’s sucking my will to live!

• [Doug Nelson]

  So if you hook up your Flowbee to your Dyson vacuum does your hair disappear into a TV marketing black hole?

• [pjcamp]

  Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

    If all your hair is the same length, it’s called a radial cut and it’s the exact opposite of Moe Howard’s hair.

• [Rotwang]

   I love the Flowbee because it turns everyone into Laurie Anderson.

• [teapot]

  Wayne’s World totally ruined this product’s legitimacy forever.

• [Paddy Fahey]

  “Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length”

  With deft use of the various attachments, I get a passable “Eraserhead” look

• [Darren Prentice]

  I’ve been using the flowbee for years now, highly recommend this amazing DIY haircutting device.

• [Jamie Sue]

  Where can I buy one!!!   I want to vacuum cut the dog.

• [Amphigorey]

  “I pretty much have that kind of trendy haircut!”

• [Brainspore]

  This pretty much summarizes my feelings about the Flowbee.

• [Garnett Schuyler]

  I know a guy who used to do this to people who passed out at parties.