Comments on: Flowbee, or not Flowbee?

By: Garnett Schuyler

Garnett Schuyler — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:00:00 +0000

I know a guy who used to do this to people who passed out at parties.

Brainspore — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:20:00 +0000

This pretty much summarizes my feelings about the Flowbee.

Amphigorey — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:50:00 +0000

“I pretty much have that kind of trendy haircut!”

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:03:00 +0000

Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

If all your hair is the same length, it’s called a radial cut and it’s the exact opposite of Moe Howard’s hair.

Jamie Sue — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:21:00 +0000

Where can I buy one!!! I want to vacuum cut the dog.

Darren Prentice — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 13:16:00 +0000

I’ve been using the flowbee for years now, highly recommend this amazing DIY haircutting device.

Paddy Fahey — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:45:00 +0000

“Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length”

With deft use of the various attachments, I get a passable “Eraserhead” look

teapot — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:20:00 +0000

Wayne’s World totally ruined this product’s legitimacy forever.

Rotwang — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:12:00 +0000

I love the Flowbee because it turns everyone into Laurie Anderson.

pjcamp — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:14:00 +0000

Only if you want all your hairs to be exactly the same length. But I don’t know anyone who’s been able to pull that off since Moe Howard.

Doug Nelson — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:11:00 +0000

So if you hook up your Flowbee to your Dyson vacuum does your hair disappear into a TV marketing black hole?

flosofl — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:04:00 +0000

It’s sucking my will to live!

RadioSilence — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:41:00 +0000

It certainly does suck.

Stonewalker — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:43:00 +0000

I had a flowbee cut for the first 13 or so years of my life… my dad loved the flowbee. When I have kids, I’m totally getting a flowbee.

“It sucks…. and it cuts!”

Christian Buchner — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:19:00 +0000

what’s wrong with scissors?