Frozen armadillo as weapon

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Several weeks ago, a man attacked a woman in Dallas with a frozen armadillo. Apparently, the man was selling the armadillo to the woman, who intended to eat it. They argued, and he chucked the carcass at her twice. From the Herald Sun:

The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest.

She was reportedly bruised by the attack.

Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.

"Man Allegedly Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo"


  1. Reportedly, on March 9, 1991, in the town of Ti Tree, Australia, local Aborigines assaulted some police officers using frozen kangaroo tails as clubs. By the time the police returned in force to make arrests, the evidence had been stewed and eaten.

  2. I always hated that part of the video game.  The boss at the end had an endless supply of frozen armadillos to throw at you.  Completely unrealistic.

    Can’t remember the name of that game, though.

  3. Poor Armadillo… frozen and put up for sale as if to say; we care not for this Texas animal. Then on top of that its used as weapon in turn being beaten its self, No Respect for the poor Armadillo, But it sure taste good slow roasted. MmmHmm!     

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