By Xeni Jardin at 9:37 am Wed, Oct 26, 2011
Was there anyone weirder than Quaddafi to be stalked by?
Michael Jackson might have given him a run for the money (if we were talking about Webster or MacCully Culkin.)
Funny, this song always put me in mind of Gaddafi:
Based on this evidence I’m certain Coulton must have secretly performed for Brother Leader. There was even a minder at the Rixos called Scarface.
hmmmm…actually, they _do_ share some facial features, a certain poise and a kind of je ne sais quois…maybe this was a matter of genetic attraction on a subconsciuos level, a mitochondrial urge to procreate far stronger than racial or religious concerns…reaching out over the cultural abyss, here was a man willing to sacrifice everything, ruler of a nation, yet slave of his dna…
That’s hot. Who wouldn’t be flattered?
Too bad he did not get a chance to write a song for a Herman Cain campaign ad.
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