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Testicular tumor has a face

David Pescovitz at 10:04 am Tue, Nov 1, 2011

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This is an ultrasound image of a mass in a 45-year-old's testicle. It was published in the International Society of Urology's journal, Urology. Is it just another example of pareidolia or something far… more… sinister? From the article:

The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis.

"Face discovered in testicular tumour"

David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.

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  • ChicagoD

    Oh my God. His testicle is Mars!

  • EeyoreX

    This is just a load of bollocks.

  • http://msmith13.wordpress.com/ Mark

    Okay, kids, if you make me look every time this happens, I’ll never get dinner ready.

  • olr

    http://mysticarttattoo.com/2010/09/07/jesus-looking-up-cover-up/

  • theophrastvs

    If it has a face then it must be allowed to come to term!  Regardless if its creation was the result of an act of pareidolia or not!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/OKEONAMLFIOS5WI7MPQY6SXBCQ IRMO

    More sinister? Depends on which testicle is affected here.

  • Guest

    #occupyscrotum

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Schmieding/100000452523362 Oliver Schmieding

    i can totally sympathize with that guy, my mouth would be agape too, if somebody melted my monocle with one of them weird alien ultrasound rays.

  • mappo

    Texas has just passed legislation decreeing testicles to be legal persons.

    • Guest

      I think you got that backwards. Texans have been legislated as….

  • Mark Dow

    “All your base are belong to us.”

  • daneyul

    Poor little scrotum guy–I wonder if his expression is one of horror due to always facing  backward, or one of awe due to always facing forward.

  • Chuck

    Nothing to worry about, folks.  It’s just a YY baby about to be born.  They hardly ever go on monstrously violent, unstoppable rampages, so I’m sure it’s safe.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Nothing to worry about, folks. It’s just a YY baby about to be born. They hardly ever go on monstrously violent, unstoppable rampages, so I’m sure it’s safe.

      That’s why we have Fiorina 161.
      What? They shut it down?

  • Gwyneth Hannaford

    Wow that could have been the ultimate Jeebus sighting (where is my toast face of Jeebus?).

  • theyallhateme

     …

  • GregS

    Oh my Lord, it’s the long-lost Testicular Tumor of Turin! Finally we can hope to once again see it on display next to the shroud.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefan_e_jones/ Stefan Jones

    I think we should name him Baltor.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      I think we should name him Baltor.

      Not George?

  • PhosPhorious

    Christ, what a dick-face.

  • brinylon

    That’s obviously Jesus. It’s a miracle.

  • Ipo

    That image is unbelievable! 

    So I don’t.

  • snagglepuss

    Look at it’s expression. “Rosie? Is that YOU ?!”

  • justaddh3o

    the bends?

  • a b

    david bowman?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      david bowman?

      My God, it’s full of sperms!

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  • internet000jen

    Welp that’s it, it must stay in his scrotum. Faces are sacred even if he’ll die if he keeps it. 

  • http://twitter.com/cord_cutter Cord Cutter

    Wasn’t he in Basket Case?
    http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/basketcase-movie.jpg

  • jimh

    If these balls could talk…

  • serpent

    If you want something far… more… sinister, google for teratome or teratocarcinome. Those tumors have teeth, man.

  • merreborn

    You may also enjoy: http://www.reddit.com/r/pareidolia

  • poivre

    Inglip was summoned