Schick razors: sharp enough to shave the victims of terrible tragedies


19 Responses to “Schick razors: sharp enough to shave the victims of terrible tragedies”

  1. Ian Wood says:

    Was good enough for Grandpap, it’s good enough for me. I use a Schick every time I’m nearly burned alive in a Nazi zeppelin crash.

  2. emschelle says:

    “How much Better for a Normal Face!” …than a burninated one!

  3. Ipo says:

    Oh, the huge Manatee!

  4. When President Kennedy was killed, they knew they had a big mess on their hands.  So where did they turn?  Lysol, of course!

  5. planettom says:

    Oh, the close-shave-ity!

  6. “So badly burned were they that there was a thick crust of tissue on their faces through which their beards grew”. How’s that for a second sentence in your product description? 
    I wonder what their take on “Lemon” would be? Close-ups of the mangled bodies in a car wreck?

  7. “…many of the poor souls that survived the horrible vanguard duty during the run on the enemie’s trenches were left with gaping holes in their lower bodies, though. in a process of trial and error which cost many more lives, this ragged company eventually found out that our patented SWEET & SOUR SAUCE seems to slow the peristalsis, thereby….”

    ack. could it  be that irony is utterly wasted, here ?

  8. Brainspore says:

    Said one survivor who barely managed to dodge the falling wreckage: “Boy, that was a close shave!”

  9. esobocinski says:

    I’m going to disagree.  Yes, it’d be a bad marketing idea by 21st century standards for being a bit too graphic, but how would it have played in the 1930s?  Even now, we still see lots of ads trying to convince us that products used in hospitals must be good enough for us, different from this only because the graphic injury description is omitted.  Or, is it really that far from Dawn detergent ads showing oil-soaked waterfowl from an environmental disaster (sufferer is animal instead of human), or Duracell ads showing emergency medical rescue responding to horrific accidents while using their product (with presumed injuries obscured)?

    • Isaac Francisco says:

      Good point.  When I see that Duracell ad, I think to myself about the reliability those batteries must have to have to be chosen by professionals in that field.  It’s almost an informal version of the “Dermatologist tested”-type stuff we see, and think to ourselves that if an expert approves of it, it’s better than the rest.

      This angle is as close as a razor company can get, to this regard.

      And, yes, pun intended.

  10. Lobster says:

    Fact: All survivors of 9/11 used Burma Shave.  Coincidence?  Absolutely not.

  11. Extraordinary conditions: men with broken right arms! Oh, the humanity!

  12. benher says:

    All the survivors of the Vogon Constructor Fleet shave with Schick.

  13. hobomike says:

    Nice reminder that this generation did not invent poor taste.

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