Comments on: Snake in ATM machine

By: alissa mower clough

alissa mower clough — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:21:00 +0000

I keep thinking Quentin Tarantino is involved somehow. Just sayin’.

By: Brewer_ME

Brewer_ME — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:01:00 +0000

The poor snake is caught in the closing mechanism. See how it’s body is squished? Not saying this isn’t funny, but I do feel sorry for the snake.

By: That_Anonymous_Coward

That_Anonymous_Coward — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 02:36:00 +0000

I think your confused, I thought this was a BOA ATM and their new give us a pound of flesh promotion.

By: Reed 1GM

Reed 1GM — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:44:00 +0000

Was the snake ok? He looks trapped.

By: Guest

Guest — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:44:00 +0000

I’ve seen snakes in a video at an ATM before… but they’re usually just out of camera shot and waiting for the victim to withdraw money.

By: Amy L Sacks

Amy L Sacks — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:31:00 +0000

…This was just a promotion by the band…

As a name, Snakes In An ATM works at least as well as Panic At The Disco or Vampire Weekend.

By: Amy L Sacks

Amy L Sacks — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:25:00 +0000

Not me. In fact by tomorrow I’ll have forgotten that I even made this post.

By: Robert Cruickshank

Robert Cruickshank — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:07:00 +0000

Most ATMs add a fee, but you don’t usually get to see the adder.

By: Red Monk

Red Monk — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:33:00 +0000

Talk about hidden fees.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:54:00 +0000

So it looks like a top exec has been demoted to a teller…………

Please, keep your anti-reptile comparisons to yourself.

By: rationalist

rationalist — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:53:00 +0000

Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?

By: zombieprocess

zombieprocess — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:03:00 +0000

Bernie Madhoff escaped already?

By: Guest

Guest — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:01:00 +0000

I thought bankers jumped out windows?

By: Nash Rambler

Nash Rambler — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:49:00 +0000

Must’ve hit the “Snake” button in-between “Withdraw from Checking” and “Account Balance.” Happens to me all the time.

By: Freddie Freelance

Freddie Freelance — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:14:00 +0000

…And I thought they only dispensed $20s…

By: ZikZak

ZikZak — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:06:00 +0000

I wonder how many biblical end times blogs this story is featured on.

By: GregS

GregS — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

What’s the problem? This was just a promotion by the bank to give out free snakes to randomly selected customers. Jeez, people will complain about anything!

By: Guest

Guest — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:54:00 +0000

Is this the masterful plan to keep all the money in the banks?

By: GlenBlank

GlenBlank — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:37:00 +0000

The cop is using the baton to keep the snake interested, so it doesn’t get bored and slither back inside the machine. He’s probably waiting for the animal-control people to show up, and he’d like the snake to still be outside the machine when they arrive.

“Just pull the snake out of the ATM”? That’s how you turn a simple animal-control call into a medical evac.

I worked security for several years at an outdoor festival in snake territory, and every single snakebite case we had was the result of some idiot thinking he could just grab the snake, the way he (always a ‘he’!) had seen it done on the teevee.

By: Anon_Mahna

Anon_Mahna — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:33:00 +0000

So it looks like a top exec has been demoted to a teller…………

By: Anon_Mahna

Anon_Mahna — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:31:00 +0000

ATM machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, mah-sheeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn /Kraftwerk

By: awjt

awjt — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:21:00 +0000

Money is the root of all evil.

By: Aric Forbing

Aric Forbing — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:21:00 +0000

Low-tech ATM sssssssssssssskimmer?

By: milkman

milkman — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:18:00 +0000

Was the cop giving the snake a concussion test? ”Follow my stick.” Its weird, but a 45 second video? Just pull the snake out of the ATM and lets get on with our day.

By: Aaron Swain

Aaron Swain — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:15:00 +0000

All part of the new austerity measures.

By: aynrandspenismighty

aynrandspenismighty — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:12:00 +0000

Still beats banking with Bank of America.

By: Abdul Alhazred

Abdul Alhazred — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:09:00 +0000

Clearly the person before him withdrew 40 bucks and a snake, but forgot the snake. The real dilemma: do you take the free snake or turn it in to the police?

By: jaytkay

jaytkay — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:06:00 +0000

I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F ‘ ING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER F ‘ ING ATM!!1!

By: serpent

serpent — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:05:00 +0000

Lions in sidecars on walls of death, snakes in ATM’s… Mass hysteria!

By: Ian Wood

Ian Wood — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:05:00 +0000

something something motherfucking snakes Samuel L. Jackson

/whatever, you all thought it