The Hairpin has a gallery of stock art of women who are unable to accurately pour water into their own mouths.

  • http://twitter.com/MrAaronSwainEsq Aaron Swain

    That’s hot.

  • digi_owl

    a drink and a cooling down at the same time.

  • http://littleredtent.net/LRT Edie Howe

    Water-bottle bukkake.  But those models didn’t get paid as much as porn actors because they still have clothes on. 

  • Lobster

    These women may have kinesthetic impairment, which is a very debilitating and serious disease!

    Am I concern-trolling correctly?  I’m new at this.

  • Lobster

    Holy crap, look at the previous article on the bottom of that page.  “Women Laughing Alone with Salad.”

    Salad IS hilarious!

  • thaum

    Seems like they have a drinking problem…

  • CH

    Having a drinking problem is really common, as these pictures demonstrate.

  • snagglepuss

    Yes, but where are the representational anacondas?

  • cratermoon

    Good thing there’s no celery with that water. http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/art1.html

  • IamInnocent

    Parched and yet soaked…

  • http://twitter.com/MrAaronSwainEsq Aaron Swain

    Wow! Women laughing alone with salad is funnier. (but not nearly as suggestive)

  • Locien

    I think I know why they do this. It’s to convey the sensation of flowing water in a static image, which wouldn’t go through if they were drinking from the bottle directly and successfully getting the water in the mouth would leave out the water splashing which adds much to the image of liquid flowing. It’s stupid when analyzed in the sense of “what’s being shown happening here” but makes sense in terms of “what feeling is trying to be conveyed here.”

  • Brad H.

    I’d like my suggestive photography to have some ethnic diversity thank you very much.

  • L_Mariachi

    These women are almost all wearing workout-type clothes, which suggests that they are intentionally dousing themselves after jogging, as people do. IOW, they’re not trying to drink (all) the water to begin with.

    • RJ

      Yes, yes. It all seems so clear now. This mild chubbage suddenly seems inappropriate.

    • SomeGuyNamedMark

      Wouldn’t they be pouring it on the top of their heads then?  Instead of aiming for the area around their, ummmm, mouths?

      Still, I’ll be needing some alone time with these pics.  Thanks.

  • Colin Rosenthal

    “Water-bottle bukkake. ” I was going for “aqua-facial” but yours is better.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TJJVXO2O3BBGOOXWPM4ZNVKLDQ John

    I like the use of mouseover text.