Dearie me, that's some freaky illustration in this 1952 Karo corn syrup ad -- that belligerent, half-naked moppet in his Village People cowboy suit is clearly experiencing some kind of blood-sugar rollercoaster as a result of dipping into the product. Someone take his guns away before he does something we all regret.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.