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	<title>Comments on: Defibrillator&#160;Toaster</title>
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		<title>By: TRENDYBLACKGUY</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1286800</link>
		<dc:creator>TRENDYBLACKGUY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!</p>
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		<title>By: KaleoK</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1286747</link>
		<dc:creator>KaleoK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dum-duh-dum-dum-dumb!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dum-duh-dum-dum-dumb!</p>
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		<title>By: Felton / Moderator</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285468</link>
		<dc:creator>Felton / Moderator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mmm, I foresee an impending grilled cheese sandwich emergency.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mmm, I foresee an impending grilled cheese sandwich emergency.</p>
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		<title>By: awjt</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285465</link>
		<dc:creator>awjt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is when the de-toast-erator is finished with it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is when the de-toast-erator is finished with it!</p>
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		<title>By: toyg</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285445</link>
		<dc:creator>toyg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d buy it, but it&#039;s probably too unsafe to ever get to market.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d buy it, but it&#8217;s probably too unsafe to ever get to market.</p>
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		<title>By: Stooge</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285427</link>
		<dc:creator>Stooge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not all bread fits into conventional toasters either, but people still buy them.

Perhaps not everyone shares your dream of a baguette toaster.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not all bread fits into conventional toasters either, but people still buy them.</p>
<p>Perhaps not everyone shares your dream of a baguette toaster.</p>
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		<title>By: freshacconci</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285425</link>
		<dc:creator>freshacconci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cute, but not all bread is that size and shape. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cute, but not all bread is that size and shape. </p>
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		<title>By: Stooge</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285422</link>
		<dc:creator>Stooge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I ate some bread yesterday, and may do so again at the weekend. Should I call an ambulance?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ate some bread yesterday, and may do so again at the weekend. Should I call an ambulance?</p>
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		<title>By: SedanChair</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285420</link>
		<dc:creator>SedanChair</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But...but toast is made from...you know what, never mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But&#8230;but toast is made from&#8230;you know what, never mind.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Feehan</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285419</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Feehan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its a toaster, not a bread maker </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its a toaster, not a bread maker </p>
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		<title>By: SedanChair</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285409</link>
		<dc:creator>SedanChair</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s right, keep eating bread and you&#039;ll need a real one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right, keep eating bread and you&#8217;ll need a real one</p>
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		<title>By: Smash Martian</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285369</link>
		<dc:creator>Smash Martian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get me 5 grams of Marmite, stat! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get me 5 grams of Marmite, stat! </p>
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		<title>By: Ethical Cannibal</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285363</link>
		<dc:creator>Ethical Cannibal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could not have that in my house. It would be misappropriated for hijincks, and someone would be the victim of a toasty burny mishap. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could not have that in my house. It would be misappropriated for hijincks, and someone would be the victim of a toasty burny mishap. </p>
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		<title>By: Anahata</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2011/12/01/defibrillator-toaster.html#comment-1285362</link>
		<dc:creator>Anahata</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clear!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clear!</p>
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