By Cory Doctorow at 9:47 pm Mon, Dec 12, 2011
Just look at it.
Just an alien sculpted in a banana. How should we call it?
Just look at these other amazing bananasthings.
by what magic does the banana not turn brown while carving?
It’s close to freezing? Has a coating of lemon juice? Speedy sculptor? Who cares – just look at it!
It’s been shopped, I can tell by the peel and from having seen a few in my day.
It’s a musamorph.
wow if i saw that coming out of a vent at me i’d split
I’d peel out.
I’d try to give him the slip.
Y’know, I love bananas, but even I’d think twice before sinking my teeth into that one.
In space, nobody can hear you peel.
Oh no! If it manages to join forces with Klingon Ice-cream and Predator Chocolate Sauce, they’ll be deliciously unstoppable!
This looks like a very aggressive penis. Like a phallic version of vagina dentata. Ugh.
You might like to talk to HR Giger about that. I’m sure he’ll agree with you.
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
In Soviet Russia, banana eats YOU
Okay – now the bunch of bananas on the kitchen counter is starting to make me feel very uncomfortable…
There’s gotta be an easier way to get potassium.
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